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Royals Parody Lyrics by Bart Baker

Greatest Hits 2013

2013

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Lorde]
I look like I took way too much Xanax
I have pubic hair on my head
I’m so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens, can relate to me

[Pre-Chorus: Lorde, Page Kennedy as Black Guy]
And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential
I made a vid that is painfully dull
I don't care, you can't tell but I just shat my jeans
And now I'm gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love
Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club
Aw hell no!
You might as well say fried chicken also!

[Chorus: Lorde, Black Guy, Alex Farnham as Skin Head 1 & Jon Eidson as Skin Head 2]
Yes, my lyrics seem racist (Racist)
But I don't give a fuck
Hip-hop culture totally sucks
Guys stop beating each other up
But this vid is so awful (Awful)
And we live in poverty
Please just kill me!
No me!
No me!
No me!
Calm down guys watch some TV

[Interlude: Skin Head 1 & Skin Head 2]
Seriously!
We don't have fuckin' cable!

[Verse 2: Lorde]
All of my animals are dead
They killed themselves because I am a zombie
And everyone who says I'm racist I swear that I'm not
I just live with skinheads

[Pre-Chorus: Lorde, Steve-O as Homeless Guy]
And now I'm gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate
Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid
I don't care, I'm not getting tetanus in my dreams
Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash
I would rather pretend I need food stamps
You fake bitch, now how the hell am I supposed to eat?

[Chorus: Lorde]
All rich people can suck it (Suck it)
I am such a hypocrite
Even though now I am loaded
I'm gonna act impoverished
Play this shit on repeat (Repeat)
If you want to hate me and maybe you'll see (You'll see, you'll see, you'll see)
How terrible I can be
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About “Royals Parody” by Bart Baker

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"Royals Parody" appears on "Greatest Hits 2013" in 2013.

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