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The Monster Parody Lyrics by Bart Baker

Greatest Hits 2014

2014

[Intro: Devyn De Loera as Rihanna]
I'm friends with a monster, his name's Eminem
Going to take a journey inside of his head
I'm trying to save him don't fight this process
Have you seen Inception?
Yeah, we stole that conception
[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Eminem, Bart Baker as Slim Shady, Freddy De Grate as Dr. Dre, & Rihanna]
I'm inside my brain trying to find out my true freak, you see
Need to reveal the real me
Do you think that this elevator's an antique?
I think I'm going to get motion sick, excuse me
Looks like I ate cake and tacos too and there’s mom’s spaghetti
Knees weak, palms are sweaty, wrong song you deadbeat!
Now I see me, wait this is confusing
Why do I look like a baby?
It's the birth of Slim Shady
Don’t you see?
You and Dr. Dre created me, woo!
Get me out of here RiRi
Oh shit, he woke up, time to hit him back to sleep
Goddamn, I'm back in this weird dream
I'm beginning to think that Rihanna is not a real shrink
You should just listen to me
Do drugs, bash gays
Hate on boy bands, and always be angry
Here's some pills to help you think
[Chorus 1: Rihanna]
Em should get a sponsor, he's such a pill head
Maybe from Vicodin, Valium, or Ambien
He's always so pissed off, he can't catch his breath
Eminem calm down, please
Stop with all the yelling
[Verse 2: Bart Baker as "Lose Yourself" Eminem, Eminem, Morgan as Yodeler & Ben Loescher as Elton John]
Flashback to my wigger mindset
I look like I stole somebody’s over-sized UPS outfit
And freebased in it
And on top of all of that crap
I’m wearing a doo-rag and can't control my hands
Cut me slack I was trailer trash
Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!
Who the hell’s this faggot ass dude yodeling?
Dude, I don’t know, it’s your weird ass dream
I'm here Elton John the gay pianist
You're still using that word? Time for you to pay
Come here give me a kiss. Oh no, my toupee!
Without that stupid wig you look cute actually
Can I please suck your dick?
What the hell's happening in my head?
Why did I just offer dome to a gay guy?
If I'm relaying what the voice in my head's saying
I really am disturbed
[Chorus 2: Rihanna, Eminem, Bart Baker as M&M, & Bart Baker as Bebe Rexha]
Marshall’s on a roof now, how did that happen?
Pretty sure that elevator was descendin'
I guess his messed up head can't tell direction
Whatever, never mind, back to the storyline
This song's almost over, this must be the end
(Whatever is) Whatever is in that box must be his demon
(Wait, what the) Wait, what the fuck it's a giant M&M
(You dumbass) You dumbass, don't you see? This is your destiny
Set yourself free!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
[Outro: Eminem, Clayton Henry as Child 1 & Tekola Cornetet as Child 2]
'Cause I'm a candy, yes, I'm a man candy
Now my rap name finally makes sense to you and me
Moral of the story kids, don't do drugs
Don't do drugs, don't do drugs
'Cause I'm a candy, yes, I'm a man candy
Now my rap name finally makes sense to you and me
Moral of the story kids, don't do drugs
Don't do drugs, don't do drugs
Who the fuck is this guy?
I don't know, my stupid mom hired him
Credits
Bart Baker

Bart Baker

About “The Monster Parody” by Bart Baker

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"The Monster Parody" appears on "Greatest Hits 2014" in 2014.

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