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Hockey Dad Lyrics by Bike Thiefs

Leaking

2019

[Verse 1]
Pam jumps off the roof
Into a swimming pool
As far as I'm concerned
I'm John Rambo until noon, yeah
[Verse 2]
Punches up my jokes
Backflips into bed
As far as I'm concerned
I'm indebted to her whim
[Verse 3]
Lights up every room
With radon and perfume
Adorn with sleight of hand
And the theme from Xanadu
[Pre-Chorus]
My God
Enough
[Chorus]
I was a hockey dad
Crushed dreams and Coors Light
I was a sycophant
I was a concubine
Once timeless in the '90s
Now listless in a three-piece
I was at center field
Let's not get into that
[Verse 4]
Pam claws at the door
Here to take my job
"Why don't you love me enough to hit me?
Why don't you love me enough to sob?"
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, Christ
Enough
[Chorus]
I was a hockey dad
Crushed dreams and Coors Light
I was a diplomat
I was a concubine
Once timeless in the '90s
Now listless in a three-piece
I was at center field
Let's not get into that
Let's not get into that
Let's not get into that
I was at Citi Field
Let's not get into that
Let's not get into that
Let's not get into that
I was at center field
Let's not get into that
[Outro]
Calling your father
For money, to grovel
To comment, to carpool
To side-eye, to sinew
A coffin, a climax
A payment, a reflex
A toothache, a defense
A road rage, a retake, a reflex
Credits
Bike Thiefs

Bike Thiefs

About “Hockey Dad” by Bike Thiefs

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"Hockey Dad" appears on "Leaking" in 2019.

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