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AVOCADO Lyrics by BiteIsMe

The Salad

2024

[Intro: Koffdrop]
One, two, three let's go

[Verse 1: Koffdrop]
I'm trendier than avocado toast, LA beast bars I got most
I'll feature for anyone coast to coast, fake beef whenever I roast
Always Jokes whenever I post, ain't no judgement too harsh to cast me away like Tom hanks and anyone who listens I give thanks
In the middle just like Cody banks
Just like a jaguar game my dancing is jank, but I'm built like a tank made out of cardboard
Strength in the pen but not the way I wield my sword
The way I wield my pan on a conventional oven then on my skin will give me morе than a suntan
But let's make this Texas toast all brown and charrеd
All black with charcoal overcooked discard, avocados on the other hand be purple black when ripe
Be all green and you won't be able to spread or swipe, don't follow instructions with you I'll have a gripe
Then a grape cause those taste great, pen to the paper having tea with my toast and some wafers
Writing rhymes signing waivers wondering if I should do it now and later
Chewing on now and later, sucking on the life savers
Candies always did me favors, sugar tended to fix my behavior darkness that I harbored the same color as the avocado in my custom floorboards
And I got my fat intake from that avocado my wife made in preparation, she knows my vibe and tone so I can stay in concentration
Yeah the man with innovations adaptations and integrations, you're in elation whenever I'm in relation
To any track where I got a special invitation, I see you hating must be grating
To hear me rap about food as if I'll ever have the same talent as MF DOOM!

[Verse 2: Sammy]
They call it Avocado
Straight outta Colorado
It's like 40 dollars shipping
Flipping off delivery drivers with zero tipping
Bitch you tripping drop the Avocado down
The outside is greenish, the pit colored brown
Like bitches take it slowly, we going in the lotto
Top fucking prize, yeah it's piles of avocado
Sucking on guacamole
Mixing Avocado with Molly
Did an Ollie, ruptured my scrotum
Swear to god that I hit guac bottom
Still I Avocawon't ever quit
They all be denser than the motherfucking pit
Screaming all about the wrong stuff to messiah
Mistaking it every time for the papaya
In a minute imma need Avocado
Salad with condiments drop me a follow
Chopping it up, I got enough leisure
Don't care if I gave you a seizure
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, like Reese's
Look so good but taste like feces
Still consumable
Let me tell you what he sees
(Alexander) be eating it up with some bread
Without avocado y'all would be dead
Without any garlic, any salad
You know I would be seen as invalid
It would break me, I be nervous
Avocado fulfilling the purpose
So I cut it up add to the platter already
Thank you very much for service
I'm restless, the gods blessed us
With this fruit, tasty and zestless
It's just right, the perfect of textures
If I was an avocado I'd be getting some gestures
Never fails to inspire
Making new dishes it's a fruit to admire
I aspire to use it more but for now I'll stick to mayo
So I guess I'll add it in, and move on to the tomato
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"AVOCADO" appears on "The Salad" in 2024.

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