[Intro: BiteIsMe]
\nThat was a sick transition. You have to admit that was a sick transition. Oh God, I don't have the lyrics. How fast can I put this on Genius right now
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\n[Verse 1: BiteIsMe]
\nI'm trendier than avocado toast, LA beast bars I got most
\nI'll feature for anyone coast to coast, fake beef whenever I roast
\nAlways Jokes whenever I post, I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKING LYRICS like Tom hanks and anyone who listens I give thanks
\nIn the middle just like Cody banks
\nJust like a jaguar game my dancing is jank, but I'm built like a tank made out of cardboard
\nStrength in the pen but not the way I wield my sword
\nThe way I wield on a- fuck? Oh! THAN A SUNTAN!
\nBut let's make this Texas toast all brown and charred
\nAll black with charcoal overcooked discard, avocados on thе other hand be purple black whеn ripe
\nBe all green and you won't even be able dadadadada- I HATE KOFFDROP
\nI don't, he's my friend. And a grape, 'cause those
\nThey taste great, pen to the paper having tea with my toast and some wafers
\nWriting rhymes signing waivers wondering if I should do it now and later
\nChewing on now and later, sucking on the life savers
\nCandies always did me favors, sugar tended to fix my behavior darkness that I harbored the same color as the avocado in my custom floorboards
\nAnd I got my fat intake from that avocado my wife made in preparation, she knows my vibe and tone so I can stay in concentration
\nYeah the man with innovations adaptations and integrations, you're in elation whenever I'm in relation
\nTo any track where I got a special invitation, I see you hating saying my audio cut out well bitch I don't care I'll eat you like I waseating you- like MF DOOM! On Mmm Food
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\n[Bridge: BiteIsMe]
\nSo this is the sign why we're never performing this song ever again. (Three, two, one, go.)
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\n[Verse 2: BiteIsMe]
\nThey call it Avocado
\nStraight outta Colorado
\nIt's like 40 dollars shipping
\nFlipping off delivery drivers with zero tipping
\nBitch you tripping drop the Avocado DOWN
\nThe outside is greenish, the pit colored brown
\nLike bitches take it slowly, we going in the lotto
\nTop fucking prize, yeah it's piles of avocado
\nSucking on guacamole
\nMixing Avocado with Molly
\nDid an Ollie, ruptured my scrotum
\nSwear to god that I hit guac bottom
\nStill I Avocawon't ever quit
\nThey all be denser than the motherfucking pit
\nScreaming all about the wrong stuff to messiah
\nMistaking it every time for the papaya
\nIn a minute imma need Avocado
\nSalad with condiments drop me a follow
\nChopping it up, I got enough leisure
\nDon't care if I gave you a seizure
\nEat 'em up, eat 'em up, like Reese's
\nLook so good but taste like feces
\nStill consumable
\nLet me tell you what he sees
\nAlex the cock is eating it up with some bread
\nWithout avocado y'all would be dead
\nWithout any garlic, any salad
\nYou know I would be seen as invalid
\nIt would break me, I be nervous
\nAvocado fulfilling the purpose
\nSo I cut it up add to the platter already
\nThank you very much for service
\nI'm restless, the gods blessed us
\nWith this fruit, tasty and zestless
\nIt's just right, the perfect of textures
\nIf I was an avocado I'd be getting some gestures
\nNever fails to inspire
\nMaking new dishes it's a fruit to admire
\nI aspire to use it more but for now I'll stick to mayo
\nSo I guess I'll add it in, and move on to the tomato
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\n[Outro: BiteIsMe]
\nFUCK!
\nThat was trash performance
\nThankfully, I have a better song upcoming! Oh boy! Oh boy!\n\n
