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Crap In Your Coffee (Alternate Version) Lyrics by Blip

Shut Up Idiot

2022

[Verse 1: Collin Smith]
The clock is spinning
The toast is ready
The dogs ate the pizza
And the cats ate spaghetti
The water's wet
And the ham tastes like ham
When they roll out the jelly
Man that's my jam
Black coffee sucks
They eat me alive
Got the Prius, the smart car, now I wanna drive
Smash the TV
Eat all the chairs
Break anything you want
I don't care
[Chorus: Collin Smith, Clinton Smith & Jacob Watson]
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
[Verse 2: Collin Smith]
Spill all the drinks
Break all the glass
Take out the garbage and dump out all the trash
Pee on the rug
Crap in your coffee
You wanna be a rebel?
Take the caps off all the Sharpies
Lightning strikes a pool
Grab your power tools
Let's go act like a bunch of fools
[Chorus: Collin Smith, Clinton Smith & Jacob Watson]
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
[Bridge: Collin Smith, Clinton Smith & Jacob Watson]
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Break another table
Break another table
Break another table
Break another table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Break another table
Break another table
Break another table
Break another table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Break another table
Break another table
Break another table
Break another table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Vomit on the table
Break another table
Break another table
Break another table
[Chorus: Collin Smith, Clinton Smith & Jacob Watson]
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
Crap in your coffee
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Blip

Blip

About “Crap In Your Coffee (Alternate Version)” by Blip

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"Crap In Your Coffee (Alternate Version)" appears on "Shut Up Idiot " in 2022.

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