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Krampus Lyrics by Blip

Blip Presents: A Very Crappy Christmas

2022

[Intro]
Shut up (What?)
Oh the chestnuts are roasting
It's so toasty inside
So much joy and delight
The stars are shining bright this Christmas night
This is stupid
Learn how to write a song
I'm tired of this
I can't write a Christmas song
It's stupid
Watch where you're swingin' that
Don't tell me what to do
Shut up
I hate you all

[Verse]
Butchered some elves, they didn't leave me alone
I skinned a headless reindeer to use as a coat
'Cause it's cold, I'm so cold, it's freezing cold
Icicles coming out of my stupid nose
What else could go wrong?
I got eggnog on my dong
Then I slipped and fell
Now my sack is really long
I accidentally killed my whole family
In a violent outburst of insanity
Spending Christmas alone, and that's okay with me
Hypothermia surgery
Christmas past came to teach me a lesson
So I broke his nose and slit his Achilles tendon
Bent his arms a bunch of ways it shouldn't be bendin'
I'm wearin' his face so I don't draw attention
Deck the halls with piles of feces
Fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, pee pee
Everything is terrible and I have a yeast infection
I have a yeast infection
I hate you

[Outro]
You're a ho, ho, ho
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About “Krampus” by Blip

Read the complete lyrics to "Krampus" by Blip from the album "Blip Presents: A Very Crappy Christmas" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Non-Music, Acoustic, Aa (Check Description).

"Krampus" is performed by Blip. from the album "Blip Presents: A Very Crappy Christmas" in 2022 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Krampus", explore more songs by Blip using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Krampus" is credited to Blip. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Krampus" appears on "Blip Presents: A Very Crappy Christmas" in 2022.

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