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All You Need Is Elves Lyrics by Bob Rivers

More Twisted Christmas

1997

[Intro]
Elves, elves, elves
Elves, elves, elves
Elves, elves, elves
[Verse 1]
Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us
Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush
He's never out of stock of even the hardest toys and games
It's easy
[Verse 2]
Nothing in his sack he really made
No one gets forgotten Christmas Day
So if you wanna know how he gets it done in the nick of time
It's easy
[Chorus]
All you need is elves
(That's us!)
All you need is elves
(The little people)
All you need is elves, love
Elves are all you need
[Skit]
(Toys "R" Elves)
All toys are made by elves
(Elves, elves, elves)
There's nothing we can't make
(Elves, elves, elves)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a 64 bit video system out of wood?
Ho, ho, let me tell you, it ain't easy
No kidding!
Tell me about it!
[Chorus]
All you need is elves
All you need is elves
(We're non-union labor)
All you need is elves, love
Elves are all you need
[Verse 3]
Nothing you can know not much is known
Cause no one's ever caught one in his home
They're never really seen but that doesn't mean that they're make believe
They're teensy
(Hey! Watch where you're stepping, you big freak!)
[Chorus]
All you need is elves
All you need is elves
(We're too short for Space Mountain)
All you need is elves, love
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
(He loves you, ho, ho, ho)
(He loves you, ho...)
Credits
Bob Rivers

Bob Rivers

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