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Do The Sprinkler Lyrics by Boris the Sprinkler

Suck

1999

[Spoken Intro]
REV. NØRB: Well all right, groovy guys and groovy gals, Martian hepcats, and wayward, hard-rocking child molesters. It's time for another ring-a-ding dose of me, me, me, the man with the antlers and the super-elastic, bubble-plastic smi-
PAUL #1: Nørb! Nørb! Nørb!
NØRB: Pau-, Paul, what are you doing? I'm in the middle of the monologue!
PAUL: Well, it's about the monologue. Uh, we took a vote, and the monologue's out
NØRB: What do you mean the monologue's out? That's my, that's my, my schtick! It's my thing! The kids love my thing!
PAUL: Uh, we think your "thing" makes the record suck
NØRB: Okay. You-you-you've, you've got me there. That-that-that's an excellent point. But, um...ah... Could, could I at least introduce the songs, perhaps?
PAUL: Well, I guess that'd be okay
NØRB: Very well, then. I'd like to take this opportunity to introdu-
PAUL: But! But uh, not a lot of extra words. Keep it short
NØRB: (growls) Very well. All right, this is our bonus track, it's appearing first. It's called, "Do the Sprinkler!"
[Song Begins]
I do the sprinkler
I do the sprinkler
I do the sprinkler
I do the sprinkler
I do the sprinkler
Everybody's going
[Sprinkler sounds]
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Boris the Sprinkler

Boris the Sprinkler

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"Do The Sprinkler" appears on "Suck" in 1999.

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