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Pee and Ham Lyrics by Bovine Gang

Cow Sounds

2020

[Intro: J-Dog, Pinhead]
Fuck boys, I'm so fucking hungry
You know what I could go for right now? (Yeah, yeah, what?)
A pee and ham sandwich
(Ah-hahaha, pee and ham!)
[Verse 1: Pinhead]
My name is Pinhead 'cause I have a weird dick
It's a micropenis size with a spike on the tip
When I get an erection, it cuts right through my jeans
Although I can't have sex with women, I can fuck COVID-19 (What?)
It's ruining my life, and I'm really just not coping ye'
Depression and anxiety, I talk about 'em openly
[Verse 2: J-Dog]
All my bitches wanna mud cake (Mud cake!)
I don't wanna give 'em that mud cake (What?!)
I whip out my dick; It's a cheesecake (Cheesy!)
Corn flakes, I'ma make your motherfucking ears ache
Corona fake like gravity!
You're all sheep; it's the fucking 5G!
[Build]
What are you even talking about?
In what universe does a snail underwater
Make the same sound as a cat on land?
I'm eleven, so shut the fuck up
[Outro]
Man, that sandwich was good
I could go for another one
Credits
Bovine Gang

Bovine Gang

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"Pee and Ham" appears on "Cow Sounds" in 2020.

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