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Big Fat Rock Lyrics by Brian Posehn

Grandpa Metal

2020

It's bigger than a mountain
Full of molten lava
Like that lady that sued McDonald's
I'll burn your lips with my hot java
They call him Ball Park Frank
'Cause he plumps when you cook it
It's a giant gummy candy
And you are the baby that took it
It's an eclair but it's covered in hair
A force of God, it shoots tons of wad
It's totally hard
My big fat rock
Like a flesh Pringles can
My big fat rock
This isn't innuendo, I'm talking about my cock
It's a long boulder with two smaller boulders
Big fat rock
It's totally hard
My big fat rock
Like a flesh Pringles can
My big fat rock
This isn't innuendo, I'm talking about my cock
It's a long boulder with two smaller boulders
Big fat rock
It's one is a seven ancient wonders of planet earth
Twice as long as the Great wall and six times the girth
Oh, you'll be in hog heaven when you get a load of my sausage
It's filled with lots of gravy, and it's totally awe-sage?
It's thick like an old tree made of pine
Cut it open, count the rings, 69
It's totally hard
My big fat rock
Like a flesh Pringles can
My big fat rock
This isn't innuendo, I'm talking about my cock
It's a long boulder with two smaller boulders
Big fat rock
It's totally hard
My big fat rock
Like a flesh Pringles can
My big fat rock
This isn't innuendo, I'm talking about my cock
It's a long boulder with two smaller boulders
Big fat rock
My python is throbbing and I totally caught you lookin' haha
Like Dwayne Johnson, can you smell when my cock is cooking?
It's cum
So let me spin you a tale, It's something totally new
About a chubby one-eyed python that spits piping hot goo
I ain't talking about my dick, I know, that's a shock
Now look over to your right, on your shoulder, It's my cock
Hahaha tricked ya
It's totally hard
My big fat rock
Like a flesh Pringles can
My big fat rock
This isn't innuendo, I'm talking about my cock
It's a long boulder with two smaller boulders
Big fat rock
It's totally hard
My big fat rock
It's as long as it's wide
(What the fuck?) My big fat rock
It's not innuendo, I'm talking about my cock
It's a long boulder with two smaller boulders
Big fat rock
It's totally hard
My big fat rock
Like a flesh Pringles can
My big fat rock
This is not innuendo, I said it's about my cock
It's a long boulder with two smaller boulders
Big fat rock
It's totally hard
My big fat rock
Like a flesh Pringles can
My big fat rock
Only the tip gets hard, not the shaft
(You need to see a doctor)
It's a long boulder with two smaller boulders
Big fat rock
Credits
Brian Posehn

Brian Posehn

About “Big Fat Rock” by Brian Posehn

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"Big Fat Rock" appears on "Grandpa Metal" in 2020.

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