[Intro: Brian Posehn & Scott Ian] Jay, you almost ready? Scott, have you heard of Long Hair Lip from Portland? I saw them at the Bridge City Beard-Off back in '014 They sound like an early Maiden Pfft, no thanks I'll just listen to early Maiden Yeah, good point Hey, what about Hot Coffin? They're from Norway, they've got like this Megadeth thing You know who else has a Megadeth thing? Hmm? Megadeth Oh man, whatever, grandpa metal Scott Ian's been more metal than you since before you were even alive Ever since he heard Angus Young in 1975 (That's right) He was bigger than the Devil, spreading the disease Now when he's caught in a mosh he has to Icy Hot his knees (What the fuck?) He says all new metal sounds like shit Grandpa metal But don't riff too hard, dude, you might just break your hip Grandpa metal He has a million metal stories from back in the day Grandpa metal But if you talk back he's got to turn up his hearing aid Grandpa metal (What?) He hasn't liked any new music since 1992 But now he has to put in his teeth before he can even chew (Really?) You gotta give it up to Anthrax for always fucking touring But now he sleeps on top of the bus because he's always fucking snoring (Come on) He was bigger than the Devil, spreading the disease Now when he's caught in a mosh he has to Icy Hot his knees (And my back) He says all new metal sounds like shit Grandpa metal But now he needs Life Alert to get out of the pit Grandpa metal When you were a baby, Scott invented moshing Grandpa metal And now when he stomps you hear his diaper sloshing Grandpa metal (Wah) He says all new metal sounds like shit (Yup) Grandpa metal But don't riff too hard, dude, you might just break your hip Grandpa metal He has a million metal stories from back in the day Grandpa metal But if you talk back he's got to turn up his hearing aid Grandpa metal (I can't hear you)
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