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The Smallest Town You Can Have Lyrics by Episode One

2023

VERSE 1
Now I live in a town with only two people, it's the smallest town you can have
One of them is me and the other is the flag
Now I hear there's people who think liberals should be allowed to vote
Well if you think that's true then I think guns and flags should get the franchise too
CHORUS
I drive a Ford 150 and it starts with F
For Freedom and Fightin' against the left
I'm a working class guy, so you know I hate to see these lazy workers on strike
We're simple folks, faith and family is all we have
Where thе good ol' boys always whoop your ass
In the smallest town you can have
VERSE 2
Now I don't know thе difference between a GED and the GDP
But one thing I can tell ya is that freedom costs money
We're simple folks, you can kill me but you can't take away my guns
Just try to take 'em at the dealership, as I hop in my new F-151
CHORUS
I drive a Ford 150 and it starts with F
For Freedom and Fightin' against the left
I'm a working class guy, so you know I hate to see these lazy workers on strike
We're simple folks, faith and family is all we have
Where the good ol' boys always whoop your ass
In the smallest town you can have
BRIDGE
My grandpa said 9/11 you must remember
We're having Spring Break Summer in the middle of November
CHORUS
I drive a Ford 150 and it starts with F
For Freedom and Fightin' against the left
I'm a working class guy, so you know I hate to see these lazy workers on strike
We're simple folks, faith and family is all we have
Where the good ol' boys always whoop your ass
In the smallest town you can have
Yeah it's the smallest town you can have
OUTRO
If you're the wrong kind of tired
The wrong kind of poor
Or the wrong kind of huddled masses
You better watch your ass, man
'Cause 'round here, someone's liable to whoop that thing
Yeah that's a small town for ya
My town's so small it doesn't even exist, in a legal sense
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