Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York) [Original London Cast Recording]
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I... didn't get the stockings for my sister \nI’m an awful human being and I think I'm gonna die \nThe government should cancel student debt \nI should have known the Nets will lose \nI'm wearing someone else’s bra \n \nI didn't know I had a chandelier? \nJesus Christ, I'm almost thirty and I don't know how to drive \nIt's obvious that no-one's doing anything to deal with global warming and I think I'm gonna die \nWhitney Houston's dead! \nI don’t remember getting these aggressive yellow curtains? \n \nWhat the hell is going on? \nThe economic policy of this administration- \nJESUS HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HUMAN HEAD??? \nIS IT MINE??? \nOh wait, of coursе it isn’t mine, I'm going crazy \nIs it breathing, should I touch it? \nIs it gone? \n \nWith somеone in my bed \nNo, wait, this bed is NOT my bed \nI’ve got amnesia \nWhat the hell is going on? \n \nOh... That's right... \nI remember \n \nI... used a stolen credit card and spent five thousand dollars \nOn a monumental blowout with my crazy British nephew \nOr my soon-to-be step-nephew, or whatever! \nAnyway, it isn't healthy and he's lying in my bed! \nWhich as I said is NOT my bed \n \nI need a filling \nAnd I haven’t done my taxes \nAnd America is dying \nAnd the planet is exploding \nIn a giant subterranean volcano \nSo excuse me for a moment \n'Cause I think I'm gonna- \n*retches* \n \nOh God... \nOh my God... \nI... \nFeel... \nWOO-HOO! \nWONDERFUL! \nIt's another day in Dreamtown! \nOut of \nYEAH! \nMagical! \nIn this Egyptian cotton dressing gown! \nAnd I'm naked from the waist down! \n \nOn the soap it says "The Plaza" \nOn the towels it says "The Plaza" \nOn the bed it says "The Plaza" \nOn the door it says "The Plaza" \nI don't know but all the evidence \nSo yes, I'm in The Plaza \nAnd I'd rather be [?] \n'Cause yes, I just need to be alone \nAnd I need to find my phone \n \nWAKE UP! \nWAKE UP! \nWAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! \nOh my God I've killed him \nHave I killed him? \nIs he moving? \nDude, oh, SPEAK TO ME! \nI think he's gone? \n \nHe's turned into a phone? \nI can't believe it! \nIs that likely? \nNo, that's crazy \nWhat the hell is going on? \n \nHe's left \nHe's left? \nWas he ever even here? \nAm I here? \nIs he me? \nIs this a dream? \nThe room is kind of spinning \nAnd I'm going round in circles \nAnd oh, what, so I think I'm gonna- \n \nWOO-HOO! \nWONDERFUL! \nThere's a pigeon on the windowsill! \nYEAH-EAH! \nIncredible! \nIt's another day in Dreamsville! \n \nYes, another day in Dreamtown! \nIt's the wedding day in Dreamtown!\n\n
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