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Shocking Plot Twist Lyrics by Bug Hunter

Happiness (Without a Catch)

2023

[Intro]
(It was a shocking plot twist!)

[Verse 1]
Harrison had a perfect life
With a big backyard and a red-meat diet
He was always on time and he never cried
Didn't pose, or boast, or showboat even though

Harrison had a perfect life
Prayed every day and he loved his wife
You could count on nothing ever going wrong for him
Until his wife left him for a vegetarian!

[Chorus]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
It was a shocking plot twist!
We've heard before
He had it all then lost it
To an herbivore!

When the unexpеcted wrecks you at your best
Wеll, you may get up but you can't make it make sense

[Verse 2]
But Harrison had great support
Friends helped him out through his divorce
They said: "Just get back on the horse!"
He said: "I don't know what that means!"

So Harry got a hobby and bought a telescope
Took it to the top of the hill to be alone
When he saw a shooting star and made a little wish on it for hope
But then the news came on and said it was a comet headed straight for earth!

[Chorus]
It was a shocking plot twist!
All hope was lost!
And from now on he'll not wish
On giant rocks!

When the unexpected wrecks you once again
Well, you may get up but you can't make it make sense

[Bridge]
But instead of being shocked by the imminent apocalypse
He caught a little gossip 'round the office 'bout a rocket ship
And all he had to do was forge a couple little documents
To get a seat on the rescue ship

But when Harry snuck in to modify the manifest
He got caught! By someone he did not expect
The pesky vegetarian, Harry's very nemesis
From earlier in the song!

It was a shocking plot twist!
Oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh no! Harry's dead!)

[Verse 3]
So, Harry hid the body and he headed straight home
His final meal eaten and his baggage all stowed
Tomorrow he was leaving and Harrison was rarin' to go
But then he accidentally set his alarm for PM instead of AM
So the rocket ship took off without him!

[Chorus]
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
It was a shocking plot twist!
Left on the ground!
He had it all then got kicked
While he was down!

When the unexpected wrecks your last defense
Well, you may get up but you can't make it make sense

[Verse 4]
So Harrison watched the rocket fly away while a single tear rolled down his cheek and hit the ground 12 feet below
His cute neighbour with the weird neck came over and said:
"I can't believe we're going to expect the first comet-based mass extinction event in our planet's history!"
She said "What position do you wanna be found in?
By the humans in 65 million years?"

That's right! This whole time...
Harrison was a dinosaur!

[Chorus]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
It was a shocking plot twist!
He was a t-rex!
And you all never saw this
Coming I bet!

But the unexpected rex is hard to guess
When you make it up and you make it make no sense

[Outro]
So, Harrison, he died that day
Then we dug him up, and put him on display
The scientists could not explain
Why he was hugging a brontosaurus

So there's just one thing left to twist: our prehistoric biases
If you assume someone's like you
Be warned: They might actually be a dinosaur!
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Bug Hunter

Bug Hunter

About “Shocking Plot Twist” by Bug Hunter

Read the complete lyrics to "Shocking Plot Twist" by Bug Hunter from the album "Happiness (Without a Catch)" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Shocking Plot Twist" is credited to Bug Hunter. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Shocking Plot Twist" appears on "Happiness (Without a Catch)" in 2023.

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