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I Pissed Myself Lyrics by Caroline Konstnar

This Is Underwhelming At Best

2019

As I walked along the street
I felt my bladder make a pee
And there it was all along
Bladder full and far from home
I needed to take a piss
I reached out to the world but she rejected me
Not a store or restaurant would take my pee
I walked an alley hoping to find a place to piss and piece of mind
Then lo and behold a lovely lady squatting behind a dumpster
She too was pissing free and wild, her stream wasn't flustered
And with no thought or care in mind
I squat next to her and put her hand in mine
Squeezing our lemons we fell in love
And just like god we made a flood
And all through the night we ran the blocks
Unloading yellow goodness from our cocks
And as the dawn turned dawn our thirst to burst was gone
We decided to part ways
Knowing our love go stronger with each spray
Imagine the pee th-
Eh the pee woman was you all along
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Caroline Konstnar

Caroline Konstnar

About “I Pissed Myself” by Caroline Konstnar

Read the complete lyrics to "I Pissed Myself" by Caroline Konstnar from the album "This Is Underwhelming At Best" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Pop.

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"I Pissed Myself" is credited to Caroline Konstnar. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"I Pissed Myself" appears on "This Is Underwhelming At Best" in 2019.

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