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I Shit Myself Lyrics by Caroline Konstnar

This Is Underwhelming At Best

2019

I've just shit myself in public
And I don't know what to do
I've given the world a present
Made from my iridescent poo
And I've just shit myself in public
(Haha, shit)
And now I'm calling on you
And ooh, what am I gonna do?
I can't take an Über
'Cause I'm afraid it'd drop my rating
And I can't go in the subway
'Cause that would be irritating
And my social anxiety would skyrocket
'Cause they can tell that I've taken a shit in public
I shit myself in public
Oh in public
But this is the end of the song

About “I Shit Myself” by Caroline Konstnar

Read the complete lyrics to "I Shit Myself" by Caroline Konstnar from the album "This Is Underwhelming At Best" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Pop.

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"I Shit Myself" is credited to Caroline Konstnar. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"I Shit Myself" appears on "This Is Underwhelming At Best" in 2019.

Visit the Caroline Konstnar artist page at /artist/caroline-konstnar for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.