For the Last Time, I’m Dominican Lyrics by Cast of Scrubs
Scrubs: “My Musical” Soundtrack
2007
[CARLA] I've had it up to here So let me make it very clear Because I swear I'll never clue you in again! Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico– [TURK] Yes? [CARLA] –For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican! [TURK] Don't make a big to-do I was simply testing you [CARLA] Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's "Blaxican"? [TURK] Babe, you know I know the truth– [CARLA] Well, I need a little proof So list all you know about me or no sex again [TURK] [spoken] Uh, let's see.... [sung, counts on fingers] Your name is Carla [CARLA] Oh, yes [TURK] You are Latina [CARLA] Impressive [TURK] You're a nurse Your mother's dead And, wait–I got it! Three sisters [CARLA] Turk! [TURK] Two sisters? Well, I'm sure you have a brother Who's a huge jerk-off! [CARLA] Tell me, what's my middle name? [TURK] Okay, I'm tired of this game Let's forget it I give up I guess you win, again But it's not just me who gets mixed up By all this crazy ethnic stuff [THE TODD] Sorry Even I know she's Dominican! Boo-ya! [CARLA] Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin? Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican? [TURK] The thing is guys Remember facts Like what Derek Jeter hit last year– Which was three-o-three! And that is why Our brains are maxed And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities! [CARLA] Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man [TURK] Let's talk about your job And not the fact that you're– [CARLA] Dominican! [TURK] You're not staying home from work [CARLA] Will that make you happy, Turk? [TURK] I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins [CARLA] Then I'll return to work today! Now, you're sure that that's okay? [TURK] I say "¡Sí!" Which is "yes" in Dominican! And Puerto Rican! [CARLA] Turk! [TURK] But you're Dominican!
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