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Welcome to Sacred Heart Lyrics by Cast of Scrubs

Scrubs: “My Musical” Soundtrack

2007

[DR. KELSO]
Hello, I'm Dr. Kelso
I'm delighted that you came
So the doctors say you fainted
And you don't know what's the blame
Well put your mind at ease
There's no ill we can't outsmart
On behalf of all who work here
[ALL]
Welcome to Sacred Heart
[J.D.]
Our facilities are excellent
You couldn't ask for more
[JANITOR]
As long as you avoid the bathrooms
On the second floor
[DR. KELSO]
This is Dr. Cox
I'll be giving him your chart
[DR. COX]
And that's Dr. Kelso
The kiss-ass of Sacred Heart
[TURK]
You say you burned your hand real bad
We'll fix you up with gauze
[ELLIOT]
Perhaps you need your fat sucked out
Or want a smaller schnozz
[J.D.]
Hey!
[DR. KELSO]
You caught an STD
From some tasty little tart
[ALL]
We swear that we won't judge you
Here at Sacred
Here at Sacred
Here at Sacred Heart
(dance break)
[DR. KELSO]
One more thing that I should mention
If what I've heard is true
That everyone appears
To be singing to you
[ALL]
Ah!
[DR. KELSO]
Your case is very serious
And we'd better start
[ALL]
'Cause if you think we're singing
You belong at Sacred Heart
(Doctors! Nurses! Patients! Dead guys!)
Welcome to Sacred Heart!
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Cast of Scrubs

Cast of Scrubs

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