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W.U.G. Lyrics by Chris Fleming

2019

[Verse 1]
Ever know a guy for a while
One on one
And you're like, "Wow, why can’t I make things work,"
"With this guy socially, what's wrong with me?"
You're dripping with sweat
And you feel so inept

It really sucks
You start second guessing yourself
You just can’t find the groove with him
You scrounge around to fill his long pauses
You're working hard, getting nowhere
Like a spider in a toilet bowl

[Pre-Chorus]
But then something magical happens
You see someone else interacting with him, interacting with him
And they're struggling the same way that you were
Then you realize he's the problem, not you

[Chorus]
He's just a wildly unlikeable guy
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine
He’s just a wildly unlikeable guy
You’re fine, you're fine, you’re fine

[Verse 2]
Oh! Everyone's soul leaves their body when they talk to this guy
So I won't feel guilty when my body remains
But my soul's on the beach like Andy Dufresne
After I make a joke and he doesn’t laugh but he says:
"There's actually some truth to that..."

Don't blame yourself for feeling like you just ran a 5k
After trying to make it work with this fair enough-er
'Cause that person talking to him now
Is also in a deep screeching hell
It's like a PT Cruiser came alive and then it read 'The Game'

[Pre-Chorus]
You ask him questions you know the answers to
"Were fairy tales originally darker than the versions we know today?"
Just to keep the ball in the air
"Yes, in Hans Christian Anderson's 'Little Mermaid', she actually dies in the end, and Flounder had a gambling addiction."
Oh, thank God, that should buy me two minutes of regulated breathing

[Chorus]
He talks with his eyes closed for so long
Do you think I have time to run a quick errand without him noticing?
It's just a few things from Office Depot and Staples
That's it, I'll be right back, I'll be right back

[Verse 3]
He's only comfortable with complete control and authority
They should invent something for guys with this kind of affliction
Like a VR system where he can believe he's in a perpetual state
Of giving you a tour of his house

When he says, "how long you in town?"
He thinks his vibe is all Don Draper
But really it's more Hertz Rent-a-Car
Vroom vroom

[Spoken: Chris Fleming, Brian Heveron-Smith, & Laquandra Seymore]
Are we done here?
I think they need to hear it one more time
Do you guys mind singing it for me?
Where you gonna be?
I dunno, something about tonight...I just feel like dancing!

[Chorus: Brian Heveron-Smith & Laquandra Seymore]
It's just a wildly unlikeable guy
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine
It's just a wildly unlikeable guy
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine
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Chris Fleming

Chris Fleming

About “W.U.G.” by Chris Fleming

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