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Addicted to Plaice Lyrics by Chris Moyles

The Parody Album

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I got two pale hands and I got a knife and fork
I've had enough of meat don't want any pork
Feelings in my tummy sending signals to my brain
I'm craving for another plate of fish again
I'm walking down to my local shop
There's nothing in my way to make me stop
They too hunger like me
They too hunger for the fish in the sea
Listening to the radio and turning up the bass
God that fishy smell it puts a smile on my face
I know that when I tell you that you'll think I'm a Headcase
What about my weakness I'm totally addicted to plaice
Fishy Wishy
Totally addicted to plaice
Fishy Wishy
Fishy Wishy
Fishy Wishy
I know that you might think it's odd
I can't sleep till I've had my cod
And when it comes to my fish it really doesn't matter
As long as it is cooked in deep fried batter
I should be doing time
But the taste of the fish to me is divine
In my mind I'm not craving gammon
But you will see me smile when I see salmon
Standing in the queue and the fish are looking yummy
Can't wait to have that haddock swimming in my tummy
Surrounded by so many and they're staring at my face
They're picking up my problem, I'm totally addicted to plaice
Fishy Wishy
Totally addicted to plaice
Fishy Wishy
Your 'bass'line is shooting up my spine, Fishy Wishy
Your 'bass'line is shooting up my spine, it's tacky but it rhymes
Your 'bass'line is shooting up my spine, Fishy Fishy
Your 'bass'line is shooting up my spine, it's tacky but it rhymes
Someone's at my window looking right at me
I'm hoping it's a fishy I can eat for free
Suddenly I realise and I think that I am wrong
I haven't had a fishy now for so long
I'm going down to the sea below
And all the little fishys are putting on a show
The goldfish are dressed up to the nines
The thought of eating goldfish is so fine
Suddenly I'm back and I am standing in the chippy
The fella who was serving me is getting very lippy
My hunger's getting desperate so I smack him in the face
Don't even try to stop me I'm totally addicted to plaice
Fishy Wishy
Everyone's addicted to plaice
Fishy Fishy
Your 'bass'line is shooting up my spine, Fishy Fishy
Your 'bass'line is shooting up my spine, (Fishy Fishy) it's tacky but it rhymes
Your 'bass'line is shooting up my spine, Fishy Fishy
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Chris Moyles

Chris Moyles

About “Addicted to Plaice” by Chris Moyles

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