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Dicky Tum Lyrics by Chris Moyles

The Parody Album

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I've got the feeling my stomach is heaving, boy now
I'm really scared
Must have been something I've eaten, now it's
Repeating, my guts are in need of repair
So now I'm in trouble, I feel the rumble, I gotta be
Prepared
And I know it's true if I don't find a loo, it could
Go everywhere
Cos I need to go, and I'm scared it's about to blow
Wish I hadn't had, that chicken tikka and shish kebab
(Chorus)
Bad chicken tikka, I've got a dicky tum, cos I need to
Go the loo and I'm gonna have to run
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home, cos my bums
About to explode
Oh bad chicken tikka, I've got a dicky tum, cos I need
To go the loo and I'm gonna have to run
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home, cos my bums
About to explode..
I'm on my way home, this journey is so long, will I ever get there
Seem to be walking forever, my ass ain't too clever
The whole day just isn't fair
Cos you know I'm no liar, my arse is on fire, this
Really ain't any fun
Cos I need to go soon and I'm feeling marooned, in the
Street with a dicky tum
Cos I need to go, and I'm scared it's about to blow
Wish I hadn't had, that chicken tikka and shish kebab
(Chorus)
I just need to get me home, and sit upstairs on my
Porcelain throne
Even though I've lowered the tone, gonna blow off like
A big trombone
I just need to get me home, and sit upstairs on my
Porcelain throne
Even though I've lowered the tone, gonna blow off like
A big trombone
(Chorus)
(repeat chorus to fade)
Credits
Chris Moyles

Chris Moyles

About “Dicky Tum” by Chris Moyles

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"Dicky Tum" appears on "The Parody Album".

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