[Intro: Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson, both, Pete Davidson]
Booty Kings
And Uncle Butt (Yeah)
We the kings of that booty music
Yeah! Leggo, leggo, leggo, leggo, leggo, leggo
[Verse 1: Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson]
Booty kings in the buildin', so the girls gon' shake
Shawty's skirt so tight you would think that she was naked
Bottom's up, ha, I ain't talkin' bout' the drink
Man, that booty so cold it came with skates and a rink
I'm nasty, I bite your booty like an apple
Champagne down your back then I drink it like a Snapple
What you waiting on?
Is your ass on the menu?
[Skit 1]
[Ego Nwodim]: Okay, sorry, we're just here with our friends
[Melissa Villaseñor]: Yeah, sorry, guys
[Chris Redd & Kenan Thompson]: Cool
[Chris Redd]: Have a good night
[Ego Nwodim]: So wait, you're just gonna respect our wishes?
[Chris Redd]: Hell yeah
[Kenan Thompson]: Times have changed
[Chris Redd]: We on some new respectful stuff
[Hook 1: Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson]
So shake that booty (If you wanna), drop that booty (It's your choice)
We would love to touch your booty, (but we will respect your voice)
Pop that booty (If you feel it), drop it low (If you insist)
We gon' treat that booty right, 'cause we allies in this bitch
[Break: Chris Redd]
I'm on a mission for that ass, but first, I need permission
[Verse 2: Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson]
Shawty thick, walkin' straight by my whip
Yeah, I roll down my window but I ain't saying shit
'Cause I'm learning (What, what?), and I'm growing (What, what?)
And unless we both agree, my penis won't be showing
Now what it do? Hoes is people too
Oh, I shouldn't say "hoes?"
[Skit 2: Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson, both]
We can't call bitches hoes no more?
What we supposed to call 'em then?
Oh, they got names
That's crazy
You right though, yo, my momma got a name
She do gotta name?
Every girl I know got a name
Hmm
Thank you for that, man
Appreciate that
Yeah, we need that kind of pushback in our life
Need that pushback
[Interlude 2: Kenan Thompson]
Elaborate, Uncle Butt
[Verse 3: Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson, Chris & Kenan]
Raw, raw, yeah, yeah, shawty call when I dip (What?)
I'm a dog, click-click, Uncle Butt in this bitch (Can't hear you, man)
Make it clap for me, bitch, pretty hoes in my whip (Take the grill out your)
Get a ho to behold (It's a grill, dog), drop a dough in this bitch
[Interlude 2: Chris Redd, Future]
Didn't get any of that (Brr)
(Brr, brr, brr, brr)
Booty check 'em, Future
[Verse 4: Future]
Pull up, stay ready, appreciate your lady
Like a tramp with spaghetti, yeah, yeah, yeah
And I'm bound to have respect, boundaries, ooh
Staying on the hunt for consent like a bounty, ooh
Hendrix love talking, Hendrix love booty
When she bring me both, you know we make a movie
Lights, camera, action, video vixen
Hendrix steal your girl, but only with her permission
[Hook 2: Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson]
Treat that booty (With respect)
Whip that booty (If you wish)
And we will protect that booty, cause we allies in this bitch
[Break: Chris Redd]
I'm on a mission for that ass, but first, I need permission
[Verse 5: Lil Wayne]
Fo' we talk booty talk; emotional connection
Before we get emotional, I'm putting on protection
Respect is the game, and booty is the scrimmage
And I play good defense if that booty get offended
Love that booty tender, never get aggressive
That booty got insurance, that booty got progressive
Where the love go? The booty is were the love at
All that booty on ya got ya looking like a hunchback
Respect the lady so I treat you like an equal
Got me staring at that booty like an eagle, yeah, I see you
[Hook 3: Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson]
Shake that booty (If you wanna)
Park that booty (On the floor)
Equal rights for that booty (And progressive general)
[Break: Chris Redd]
I'm on a mission for that ass, but first, I need permission
[Skit 3]
[Lil Wayne]: Weezy
[Future]: Future
[Pete Davidson]: Uncle Butt, yeah, yeah
[Kenan Thompson]: Man, take that grill out your mouth, Uncle Butt
[Pete Davidson]: Oh, my bad
[Chris Redd]: Damn!
[Kenan Thompson]: Oh!
[Future]: Damn!
[Chris Redd]: You-, you-, you don't got no teeth?
[Kenan Thompson]: Yo!
[Pete Davidson]: Where the hoes at?
[Lil Wayne]: [?] where the hoes at?
[Future]: Man, what the fuck?
[Kenan Thompson]: Where your teeth at Uncle Butt? You need real teeth first
[Outro: Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson]
I'm on a mission for that ass but first I need permission
Ain't got no damn teeth
