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Interlude 4 Lyrics by Christmas Queens

Christmas Queens 3

2017

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
Hahaha, well that was real nice!
The only thing bigger than your talent is your adam's apple

[Jiggly Caliente]
Thank you?

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
Oh! And your hands
Those are... some big lady hands

[Jiggly Caliente]
Excuse me?

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
Truth is we don't get much good entertainment up in this parts

[Manila Luzon]
I'm going to guess that you don't get much deodorant or mouthwash either... oh and in case you missed it I just read you for filth...
Snap! Gag! Hum! Take that!

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
Oh, by the way, here's what the new transmission's gonna cost you girls

[Alaska Thunderfuck]
What!? Oh my God! That's too expensive

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
Oh, and in case y'all missed it I just [?]
Snap!

[Jiggly Caliente]
How the hell are we going to pay for this?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]
I could make the ultimate sacrifice
And sell my body on that street corner over there

[Alaska Thunderfuck]
Great, that should make us enough for... one spark plug

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
Hey hey hey hey now, I have an idea

[Manila Luzon]
Build a wall?

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
No, no
I was just thinking...

[Alaska Thunderfuck]
That Ellen DeGeneres just hasn't met the right man yet

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
No
What I'm trying to say is
I'm pretty sure...

[Katya Zamolodchikova]
The Earth is flat?

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
No!
Now listen to me
I'm pretty sure that if you gals put on a show
You can make more than enough money
To fix your little bus, like I said
Ain't every day a bunch of classy
Big city, show ponies like y'all
Can ride into town
I bet folks pay good money to come see you too

[Jiggly Caliente]
That's a great idea
But, how can we let everyone in town know
About the show on such short notice?

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
Oh hell, that's easy
Hey everybody!
Come here, this big bone floozies wearing way too much makeup
Gonna put on a show tonight

[Alaska Thunderfuck]
Well, I could've done that
I have very strong lungs
As a matter of fact
Maybe I should give this folks a little free sample
Of what they can expect at that show tonight

[Manila Luzon]
Free sample? Great idea!
After all, you are the Costco of drag queens

[Katya Zamolodchikova]
I can't believe I'm about to say this but yes
I think you should sing a song
The rest of us can run round selling tickets while you belt out your number
And if I just happen to accidentally fall face first down the overalls
of a big dumb corn-fed farmboy then so be it!
Uhm, did I say that out loud?

[All]
Ah, wow
Actually, yes
Yeah
Pretty much
Wow
Yep
Tmi
Mmm-hmm
Uh

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob]
Hey everybody get a load of this!
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Christmas Queens

Christmas Queens

About “Interlude 4” by Christmas Queens

Read the complete lyrics to "Interlude 4" by Christmas Queens from the album "Christmas Queens 3" in 2017. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Spoken Word, Christmas, Holiday.

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"Interlude 4" is credited to Christmas Queens. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Interlude 4" appears on "Christmas Queens 3" in 2017.

Visit the Christmas Queens artist page at /artist/christmas-queens for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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