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A Very Ke$ha Christmas Lyrics by CollegeHumor

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[Verse 1]
Frisk, miss me much?
Crash the party, gonna make this Christmas retard-y
Knockin' over trees and tanglin' lights
That's how we does a Ke$ha Christmas right
Hit on your cousin, causin' drama
Flirt with your husband, kids do you wanna?
Have your first beer with Auntie Ke$ha outside
Take your daddy's sleigh on a little joyride
The only one drunker than your uncle is me
Sit on his lap 'till you put up his tree
When the party starts, I'm gonna deck the halls
If you 'nog my egg, Imma jiggle your balls
[Pre-Chorus]
Partridge in a pear tree
Know you wanna (what?) me
[Chorus]
It's a very Ke$ha Christmas comin' at ya this year
And this hairy mess will hit ya like a fist to the ear
Because my stocking is stuffed
And my tree is trimmed
"Ho ho ho" goes еrybody
When I walk in
[Breakdown]
Oh holy night
The stars are brightly shining
[Verse 2]
Turn that shit off
I got a bеat that's better
Take off my pants
But leave on my sweater
I'm a horny ornament and you know I don't stop
Treat me like an angel and put me on top
I'm a Vixen, I'm Blitzed
And I ain't gonna answer
To Prancer for being a dirty ass dancer
On Comet, I'll vomit
On Cupid, do blow
I'm looking like Rudy with his red ass nose
I've been a bad girl
But don't give me coal
Give me some jack
Let me see your north pole
Put my little finger to the side of my nose
And right up the chimney, all the snow goes
[Pre-Chorus]
Jolly old Saint Nick
Let me see that fat (what?)
[Chorus]
It's a very Ke$ha Christmas comin' at ya this year
And this hairy mess will hit ya like a fist to the ear
Because my stocking is stuffed
And my tree is trimmed
"Ho ho ho" goes erybody
When I walk in
[Bridge]
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through your house
I'm rippin (s) up
I'm tearin' (s) down
Your Christmas was lame
Before I arrived
Merry Ke$hmas to all
Let's get (f) up tonight!
[Chorus]
It's a very Ke$ha Christmas comin' at ya this year
And this hairy mess will hit ya like a fist to the ear
Because my stocking is stuffed
And my tree is trimmed
"Ho ho ho" goes erybody
When I walk in
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CollegeHumor

CollegeHumor

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