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LeafyIsHere vs Keemstar Lyrics by Mr. Jay (RB)

JMB Rap Battles (OLD)

2017

[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
LEAFYISHERE
VS!
KILLER KEEMSTAR
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Keemstar and Scarce]
What's up, DramaAlert Nation? This time on YouTube;
‘Killer’ Keem to leaf you choked, so let’s get right into the news
Tainting your reputation like those drugs stuck in your kin
Use Code: KEEM, and get 15% off of a real chin!
So watch me steal your emo supporters and then steal your victory
You’re gone when this MC roasts you like you did TommyNC!
Want to see me smash this Seussian? Better smash the fucking likes, yo!
You’re hateful and threatening like you are snake! Double upload!
[Verse 2: LeafyIsHere]
Leafy’s starting some beefy drama once this is out of the way
You’re fucking 34 years old! How am I supposed to be afraid?
Are you having a midlife crisis? Those chin jokes annoy me
This battle needs a title: “GROWN ASS ADULT TRIES TO DESTROY ME”
LITERALLY the cancer of YouTube, I’m surprised you still have fans
Fuck off, garden gnome and post another racist rant
Then LITERALLY go apeshit on twitter ‘cause I made you cry
Anyways, gotta go, new FouseyTube video coming out tonight, guys
[Verse 3: Keemstar]
I rap fast as fuck boiiiii, I won’t mispronounce these words
I bet you paid your “friends” fifty bucks to write your whole verse
You’re looking teary, it’s 'cuz you’re losing subs, that I figured
Everyone type in the chat: Leafy’s fucking triggered!
[Verse 4: GradeAUnderA, Pyrocynical and Both]
Hold off, ya twat! Here’s a reason Why We Ducking Hate You
You leaked my info and my face! You’re more stupid than What Parents Do!
Can’t wait to report on this death in my next video project!
You drive YouTube insane but still can’t get car sex
We’ll ‘Bash-ur’ manipulation tactics, you’re YouTube’s bane!
Once we ban Keem off of this site… We’ll Make YouTube Great Again!
You call old people pedophiles, the shit you’ve done still gets bigger
Just end it, you’re better off familiarizing with one trigger!
[Verse 5: Keemstar]
I got files on top of files, this will be a juicy debate
Baseless lies in biased statements, why am I still getting hate?
I’m a G, fueled by allegations to take down a furry slob
So I’ll roast Pyro, shots ‘fired’ like Grade from his teaching job
Backstabber tagged with loser, so I’ll smoke them like Leafy’s joints
When half of one’s content is mocking himself at this point
Gonna take a break because of you three, leave me alone!
Now DramaAlert has over your “comedy” and “practical jokes”
[Verse 6: iDubbbz and H3H3]
You better freeze, bitch! This Content Cop has rolled into your hood
Leaving these halfwits to rot - Hey, that’s pretty good!
The popularity has gone to your head like your popcorn obsession
Disable you like Pokemon Go, leave you with crippling depression
Yes, you have cliché content, yes, you bully children
Mock the appearance of others yet you lack a fucking chin
Rocking FUPAs and beanies and arresting these weenies
Eating vomit is better than watching your vids, Keem and Leafy
You’ll finally Leaf us Alone after we bust this garden gnome in two
You got busted! Asses blasted! Rat and “Fousey Hears a Who”?
I won’t lie, this is me when I stumble on your clickbait
That’s the type of shit to make me ask “What are you, fucking gay?”
[Outro: Colossal Is Crazy]
Thanks, ladies and gentlemen, for listening to another Rap Battle
I was your host, Colossal Is Crazy. We were joined here today by:
The infamous DJKeemstar, the equally infamous LeafyIsHere
Along with them, we have 4 guest stars. Including:
Pyrocynical, GradeAUnderA, H3H3Prodctions, and iDubbbzTV
That was fucking delicious! Eggs on Toast!
Credits
Mr. Jay (RB)

Mr. Jay (RB)

About “LeafyIsHere vs Keemstar” by Mr. Jay (RB)

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