Here come the deranged ones, a couple of strange fucks
Giving you that metallic sense across your taste buds
We never maintain the same shape, kinda like Clayface
Speeding in and running you over like a fucking freight train
Destroying your safe space, we are crawling in your brain
I'm howling at the full moon, neighbors are starting to complain
Fuck do I care, I don't live a picturesque life
I'm the one laughing at the end of Live and Let Die
My reflection in the mirror hasn't turned up lately
I hope I'm doing all right, I've felt all burned up lately
Sitting with a cup of tea playing Monopoly
Gotta be by myself to hear the voices properly
They got important things to say, sometimes quite engaging
They even told me once that my mind is breaking
Lying little shits, I'm as sane as I've ever been
They just don't get why I don't think pain is very menacing
A little bit disturbed, eating gore like snacks
Skipping through town wearing nothing but Majora's Mask
I got a coffin, but that is strictly for sleeping in
I am my evil twin's slightly more evil twin
Hidden behind smoke clouds, thunder that is so loud
For a tiny inconvenience I'll fucking burn down your hometown
I'm deranged, for a wardrobe change I'll wear your face
I'll charge into your house equipped with a spear and mace
We walk through radiated deserts filled with dust and bones
When we're passing through town, man, go and lock your homes
Hide your daughters and your wife from the slaughter in the night
We plant the seed of madness and it's gnawing on your mind
I admit, I'm sexually attracted to Rotfiends
Have a lack of emotions cuz my head is filled with cogwheels
Crow Beaks, there ain't a single sheriff we won't circumvent
You'll be scarred for life if you peek in under our circus tent
Misanthropic tendencies, a plague to our enemies
Best described as hellish hate-driven entities
That's what makes sense to me, I am nightmare fuel
I am way ahead of you, we're talking light-years, fool
Give me one chance and I'll dump you into a tank with piranhas
You can kill me but I'll return for vengeance like a psychopathic messiah
What up! I cause more fucked up lives than meth dealers
I'm the source of all evil and I hang with Death Eaters
I'm possibly kinda indecisive maybe, I guess, perhaps
I'm also like a wrestling champ mixed with a plague infected rat
Selling crack? That makes you an errand boy
I'll make sure pain is the only thing you'll feel and never joy
Step up against me is like a template for self-hate
That's gotta be what makes you so eager to tempt fate
My home is decorated with giant jars filled with teeth
Yeah I'm just a human being, because you are what you eat
My lyrics are the undisputable proof of magic
These are the slightly delirious confessions of a skooma addict
Hanging out with lepers, demonic clowns and hunchbacks
Hit you with a curse that unwraps your nut sack
You don't get enough crap, with the shit you talk about
We barely exist, and yet you still perform for a smaller crowd
I live in a haunted house, filled with rotten vermin
For dinner I eat your hopes and dreams and drink the blood of virgins
People look at me funny cuz I dress like a ringwraith
And I tend to gross people out with my intake of skin flakes
I can't even think straight, despite my straight jacket
I returned from the grave and now I'll make it rain maggots
So odd, they say, so creepy and strange
I'm bound to agree with you as I'm eating your face
I'm deranged, I just maul the ground with this jarring sound
After which I will sodomize Charlie Brown with a party crown
