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Dysfunctional Lyrics by Crow Beak Museum

2019

I'm dysfunctional. I don't function right
And as a consequence I've taken a bunch of lives
I live in sewer pipes, covered with puke and slime
My putrid mind has given birth to so many juicy rhymes
I am truly vile, a sick fucking cannibal
My glass used to be half-full but some motherfucker drank it all
And now I'm sad... so sad
Colder than a snow man, feel like taking a low slap to my gonads
Wanna hear my bones crack, I find the sound soothing
I know it's not normal, but I wanna jump off the top of Mount Fuji
Feed me to tarantulas...
Smash my head into a mirror 'til I can't tell the difference between my teeth and my calculus
Tear me apart, bury me in a blur of insects
(Fire walk with me) I only walk on burning bridges
I come from Mars...
And I'm about as sweet as that when I'm dropping bars

My world is a neon colored hellscape with rain floating upward
Dead eyes filled with deadlights while munching on moldy supper
I am made of mud and twigs, I smell like dung and piss
I solve the problem of over-population when I cut up your kids
A heart made of frozen stone and I've got a broken soul
I burglarize your cozy home, attack you and expose the bones
This is outsider music, for outsider people
I sweep through the land accompanied by hounds, lice and eagles
My life is filled with gore and violence, that's how raw my style is
I struggle against daily impulses to start forest fires
I'm dysfunctional! I was pissed off and radical as a kid
I would often search the woods for animals I could kill
Kinda fucked up huh? You only know half of it
The reason I'm always so lost is because I live inside a labyrinth
Can you imagine it? I flow like the rats crawl
I write my lyrics into my own flesh with glass shards

Thought we were done, but nah bitch, we never stop
I don't eat - I get all of my nutrition from venom shots
You'll never be hard, like severed cocks, you fucking get me?
Meanwhile I'm pretty sure every time I kill I get a hundred XP
Man, the more I think about it, the more I realize I hate humans
I can't relate to any of you, I think I might be a deranged mutant
I got that hot flow that turns boring school days into rock shows
I don't carry a gun or a rifle bitch, I carry a crossbow

I step in and make you fizzle more than a sodastream
I never feel good, I think I might be allergic to dopamine
Been collecting bones and teeth ever since I got tired of stamps
I am a cold machine controlled by wireless hands
With violent plans, mad plans, you better hide, this is your last chance
I'm a monkey on your back like a really ugly tramp stamp
I'm dysfunctional, I killed my classmates with a home-made rat plague
The only time I feel like settling down is when I visit mass graves

About “Dysfunctional” by Crow Beak Museum

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