Intro: aye What's up Tyler1 it's your boy D-Kane Baby i just wanna say bro i respect what you do and Twitch Tos Tos Don't ban me [Verse 1]
First off, rest in peace to Ice, sodapoppin and Greek
About to be unleashed and bitch, no one's stoppin' the beast
I heard an autistic midget gon' get it to say the least
Tyler1 looks like a snack and I'm droppin' in just to eat (Hey, Tyler!)
It's D-Kane! I'm just here to do some rhymin'
I'm the master of that, buddy, but you've just been stuck in diamond
After this your ex will get another pic of you fucking crying
The steroids got you ragin', it's soundin' like something dying
C-C-Can't blame him for the ragin', he's a midget playing Draven
With a head that goes with bacon, yeah, that shit can't be mistaken
Bacon eggs is what we're makin' and Greekgod has got a cravin'
So he flattened you like a pancake, tryin' to cook you on the pavement
Maybe you should try to stream a little more variety
'Cause watching you play League is like we're addicts in sobriety
I was told that you were funny, glad they didn't lie to me
'Cause one look at your height and head, I laughed for all society
Didn't even know you could be banned for being dumb
And I never really met someone whose head looked like a thumb
You lookin' like The Rock and Mini Me just had a son
I'm just havin' fun, the time has come for Tyler1
[Chorus]
Tyler1 wishes he was a bit taller
Hits the gym all day to be a big baller
Gets on Twitch so he can make a quick dollar
With all of his follows he's gettin' rich
Tyler1 wishes he was a bit taller
Hits the gym all day to be a big baller
Gets on Twitch so he can make a quick dollar
With all of his follows he's still a b-
[Verse 2]
I heard you had a plan to try and armwrestle with Doc
Problem is you're strong, but he'll cheat and then be on top
You thinkin' you got muscles that make you as hard as rock
But really you're just Geodude, so please, you need to stop
With all that you been givin', how you livin' in a trailer?
You're autistic and a misfit, like you're Tyler, The Creator
But at least the other Tyler, you will notice, has some flavor
Like "haha haha", brofist, bitch, I'm dabbin' on them haters
Your mind is like you've lost it, plus you're toxic and obnoxious
To be honest, it's beyond this, it's so bad I'm getting nauseous
I'll be cautious when I say this, you may hate to get demolished
But I'm willing to bet, that that guy with tourettes in comparison he looks the calmest
A couple of these bars, they might go right over your head
'Cause you're short and dumb, of course it's fun to make you think instead
Of streaming ragin', sayin' random shit, until you turn to red
You're a meme in yourself and when I look at you I'm d-d-d-d-dead
[Chorus]
Tyler1 wishes he was a bit taller
Hits the gym all day to be a big baller
Gets on Twitch so he can make a quick dollar
With all of his follows he's gettin' rich
Tyler1 wishes he was a bit taller
Hits the gym all day to be a big baller
Gets on Twitch so he can make a quick dollar
With all of his follows he's still a b-
[Verse 3]
I must admit, you toxic shit, you've gotten me intrigued
When you rage it's like you gotta shit, you're in another league
I gotta say, that constipated look makes me believe
That you rage and quit to take a shit, then blame it on your keys
Wait a minute, bro, take a deep breath and relax
Let me put it down, so I can give you all the facts
You're 5'5 and cannot drive, 'cause you can't see the track
Put some phone books on the seat, at least like three need to be stacked
In fact, I got a question, can you ride on roller coasters?
I bet you gettin' on your tippy toes just so you're closer
Then they try to tell you, you can ride when you grow older
But it's known you're fully grown and that alone should show it's over
Some things you can change, like Greekgodx could lose the weight
Or my brother sodapoppin could come out and say he's gay
Ice Poseidon's probably dyin' if he doesn't change his ways
But Tyler1 looks like a thumb and he won't live past 5'8
[Chorus]
Tyler1 wishes he was a bit taller
Hits the gym all day to be a big baller
Gets on Twitch so he can make a quick dollar
With all of his follows he's gettin' rich
Tyler1 wishes he was a bit taller
Hits the gym all day to be a big baller
Gets on Twitch so he can make a quick dollar
With all of his follows he's still a bitch
Tyler1 wishes he was a bit taller
Hits the gym all day to be a big baller
Gets on Twitch so he can make a quick dollar
With all of his follows he's gettin' rich
Tyler1 wishes he was a bit taller
Hits the gym all day to be a big baller
Gets on Twitch so he can make a quick dollar
With all of his follows he's still a bitch
