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March of the Faggot Soldiers Lyrics by Dave Brockie Experience

Songs for the Wrong

2003

[Verse 1]
We have fought for centuries to finally have the right
To love a man with vengeance and if denied we should fight
Call Mandarin, call Harlequin, call every listed mime
Faggot soldiers mobilize and have exotic times
We have fought for centuries to finally have the balls
To walk around stark naked out in public shopping malls
Call Kenny G., call Mister T, call fucking anyone
Faggot soldiers get together and they play with guns
[Chorus]
Mobilization of the faggot soldiers
Mobilization of the faggot soldiers
Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo
Mobilization
Of the faggot soldiers
[Verse 2]
We meet our commander and our fate is in his hands
So we listen closely to his complicated plans
His jaw is set, his beard is oiled, his training is superb
Maggot-faggot maniac, a pre-truncated Serb
[Chorus]
March of the faggot soldiers
The march of the faggot soldiers
They march and march and march and march
And march and march and march and march
The march
Of the faggot soldiers!
[Break, spoken]
All right men, present dicks!
There's the enemy
And it's a fearsome force
I can see the 7th Cavalry
Republican Guards "Medina" Division
"Das Reich" SS Panzer
The Fairfax County Police!
Al-Queda
Oooooohhh...
They're cute
Hahahahaha!
[Verse 3]
Upon the plane of battle, now the forces are arrayed
It's the Army of the Nation versus the Nation of the Gays
In such a horrid battle, how can one side prevail?
Such a wretched slaughter that all history shall pale
The die is cast, the sword is drawn, we're cutting to the quick
Then we decide against it and go suck each other's dicks
[Chorus]
It's the suck job of the faggot soldiers
It's the suck job of the faggot soldiers
They suck and fuck and suck and fuck
And fuck and suck and suck and fuck
They suck and fuck and fuck and suck
And suck and fuck and fuck and suck
They're sucking and fucking and sucking and fucking
And sucking and fucking and fucking and sucking
The suck job
Of the faggot soldiers!
Credits
Dave Brockie Experience

Dave Brockie Experience

About “March of the Faggot Soldiers” by Dave Brockie Experience

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