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Medieval Werewolf Lyrics by Dave Brockie Experience

Songs for the Wrong

2003

[Verse 1]
He's a Medieval Werewolf
Catching a wave
Everybody says that he needs a shave
He's a Medieval Werewolf
Hanging around
Everybody says he's a mangy hound
He's a Medieval Werewolf
He's combing his pelt
Setting the table, his name was misspelt
He's a Medieval Werewolf
Feeling no shame
Everybody knows his unholy name
[Chorus]
And now this Medieval Werewolf is learning to surf
When you live in Medieval Normandy, the surf is the worst, the surf is the worst
But now this Medieval Werewolf is running away
But that is the price of pornography
[Verse 2]
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Jacking the Jews
Sucking the sausage, turning the screws
He's a Medieval Werewolf
Not saying no
Not saying nothing 'bout something he knows...
It's a Medieval Werewolf
Having a growl
Ordering coffee, taking a towel
He's a Medieval Werewolf
Medieval Werewolf
Medieval Werewolf
Medieval Werewolf
Medieval Werewolf
[Break]
He's just Medieval Werewolf
He'll give you such a scare-wolf
And because he drinks so much
He's falling down the stairs-wolf
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Dances like Fred Astaire-wolf
And he's coming out of his cave
And going down to the beach
[Verse 3]
He's just Medieval Werewolf
He's coming to town
Booking a room, the rumors abound
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Has taken a bride
He starts making love, he's not satisfied
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Becomes sanctified
He goes to the club and then steps inside
He's just Medieval Werewolf
He's getting the bends
Crossing the border, not telling friends
[Chorus]
And now this tequila warehouse is starting to burst
And now this Medieval Werewolf is slaking his thirst
And now this Medieval Werewolf is running away
But that is the price of pornography
Credits
Dave Brockie Experience

Dave Brockie Experience

About “Medieval Werewolf” by Dave Brockie Experience

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