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Slowpoke Lyrics by Dave Brockie Experience

Songs for the Wrong

2003

[Spoken]
This here is the story of Slowpoke, the slowest dick in the west
[Verse 1]
Slowpoke met a woman, tried to fuck her on a train
He took so long she fell asleep, woke up, then slept again
Finally got his dick out, tried to fuck her on a plane
It took off, flew 'round, landed, then just took right off again
[Chorus]
Slowpoke stick your dick in, quit beating 'round the bush
All you need's a glob of spit, a hole, and one good push
If you don’t make a booty call, our line will soon expire
Come on Mister Slowpoke, go make your dick perspire
[Verse 2]
Slowpoke got all wasted, had to go to outer space
Met a mutant Ewok with a faggot for a face, he said
"Hey Slowpoke, gonna make your dick throw up"
Slowpoke took so goddamn long, the shuttle just blew up
[Chorus]
Slowpoke stick your dick in and give that thing a push
All you need's a dildo and the guy who sings for Bush
Maybe cuz yer dick's so big, you just can’t find the end
Slowpoke with your big fat dick, you'll be my big fat friend
[Solo]
[Verse 3]
Slowpoke is a constellation whose light will never die
Pinned in eternal blackness kinda like a butterfly
And next to him's a naked lady made of shining stars
Just a dick-length outta reach, but that's one lick too far
[Chorus]
Slowpoke got retarded and I swear the pussy parted
And I think my doggy farted, oh
If you don't make a booty call, our line will soon expire
Maybe 'cause your dick's so big, you should go fuck a tire
[Solo]
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Dave Brockie Experience

Dave Brockie Experience

About “Slowpoke” by Dave Brockie Experience

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"Slowpoke" appears on "Songs for the Wrong" in 2003.

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