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Chef Pee Pee vs. Teruteru Hanamura Lyrics by Dilly (LRB)

Loco Rap Battles!

2024

Loco Rap Battles!
Chef Pee Pee
Versus Teruteru Hanamura
Begin!
[Verse 1: Teruteru Hanamura]
If you're prepared to light a flame, you better show me your best!
Why, you can call me Teruteru, or the Ultimate Chef!
Before they went and told me more, I thought I'd just make you a beef stew!
But with a name like yours... I know exactly how to treat you
A nice home cooked meal, haven't had that in a while?
I heard you had to find yourself another dad as a child!
My upbringing was pretty rash, but I would crumblе into pieces
If my father camе back into my life for some pizza!
And so, to tell you the truth, I think it's better to stop it
My words could never pierce through you like what you went through in college!
Like Nintendo proposed your channel, I'm suggesting we cease this
And I'll just stop and bring you some wine, it's probably needed...
[Verse 2: Chef Pee Pee]
Why are you calling me, there's other jobs I wanted to do...
No, Junior, I will not play Danganronpa with you!
Was that the door? I'll go and have me a look...
How the fuck did you get here if you can't even cook?
Fuck Chef Pee Pee, I'm Chef Pimpin', I deck bitches!
But I could never match the way you disrespect women!
To reach my level, you won't ever be worthy!
I wouldn't trust you forty seconds alone prepping the turkey!
You know, an awful fucking vibe is all you're bringing to the table
Can't secure yourself a lady, so surround yourself with ladles!
Just don't come and make it my problem when you're stalking for digits
I've done my best to avoid 'em since the damn lottery ticket!
[Verse 3: Teruteru Hanamura]
Oh now I can't cook?
C'mon, your show defines what tasteless is...
Your main course is making fun of disabled kids!
Puppeted to spread racist remarks like it's a hobby
At least it means you're used to having stuff stuck up your body!
Yeah, I'm a little over my head with women
But sixty thousand dollars is a bit over the limit, Logan!
So leave the kitchen or I'll waste you to
The only thing you ever killed at all was GameCubeDude!
[Verse 4: Chef Pee Pee]
You say I'm nothing but a puppet, but duh, Chef Pee Pee doesn't care!
I still have more soul than any game made with that fucking bear!
I keep a burner on my hip for any foe who gets close!
You carry heat on you too, and it's a portable stove!
Man, you got played by Nagito and then got dropped to your end!
Dude, we all watched it happen like that shit was Charleyyy and Friends!
Next time your momma hits the ground 'cause of her awful disease
Will you be there to help her out?
Nah, it's just me!
Credits
Dilly (LRB)

Dilly (LRB)

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