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Happy Appy vs. Andy’s Apple Farm - Rap Battle! [Season Two] Lyrics by Dilly (LRB)

Loco Rap Battles!

2022

[Intro]
Loco Rap Battles!
Happy Appy vs. Andy the Apple. Begin!
[Verse 1:Happy Appy]
Hey there, children! Welcome back!
The name’s Happy Appy
Today I’m springing into action
Against this wacky kid, Andy
A 2D goofy fruit mascot
Who claims his rhyme game is savvy
You can’t match what I can bring
Your only lines are programming
(OHOHOHO)
All the chapters you’re dropping are nothing hot
Just more crap for the Friday Night Funkin’ mods
Trust me, Andy you’re nuts to come up to box
CAUSE I MADE MY OWN PATH AND I RUN THE BLOCK
You ain’t shit for an ARG
That face is more fit for an NFT
What a mess of a rep for his RPG
I could see a better battle with an NPC
It’s like there’s a new one of you every week
You copy a classic and hope you can cash in
But honestly we can all see that you’rе weak
Ya’ wannabe Walten but hardly worth Jack, kid
I’m ripping and tеaring at you at the seams
‘Cuz kicking your ass is bringing satisfaction
So I predict with all the raps that you bring
The towers are far from the only thing crashin’
[Verse 1: Andy the Apple]
My name is andy welcome to my farm
I keep it snappy droppin’ bar to bar
But if it’s me you wish to battle
Better watch where you tread
‘Cuz when it’s apple ‘gainst an apple that’s a whole lotta red
(HOHOHO)
But this dude’s a little obscure
So how ‘bout I lend you a recap for
Everything Appy’s haphazardly
Run through his poor channel
Kids come to be entertained
And they leave sorely disdained
‘Cuz this fruits personality’s ripped
From the stick up his asshole
Nowadays, you fish for attention
Let your series sink like a dead kid
So I’m Not surprised by the end
You were swept off the air
Without a single mention
All the mess that you’re spreadin’
I’m dreadin’
So if I must stand up and act as prevention
Then I’ll ring up child protection
Arrestin’ the pervert
That’s repping the produce section
[Verse 2: Happy Appy]
You’re leaving nobody puzzled
With all your darker shit
The bigger mystery’s surrounding
What fucking species Margaret is
Keep testing me, Thomas
That’s quite the trick to end your life
I’ll fuckin’ riddle ya with seeds
Like I’m your best friend with your wife
(AYAY)
MUST THOUGHT YOU WERE AWFULLY AWESOME
ON TOP OF IT TILL
ALL THE GACHA KIDS GOT YOU ON LOCK
AND THEY STARTED MAKE GARBAGE SHIT ON YOU
FOR LOTS OF CLICKS
PROFITING OFF OF THE VIDS THAT THEY DROP
ON THE TOPIC THAT YOU’RE NOT BUT A COPY
A RINSE AND REUSE OF THE SAME FUCKING VOMIT
OF TRAGEDY, AGONY, FAMILY TRAUMA
BUT I GUESS THIS SQUABBLING RUNS IN THE GENRE
[Verse 2: Andy the Apple]
That was a nice flow you had
But I’m not sure it’s passable
You got your clout from roblox
But that verse you built was laughable
They must’ve failed when sorting this apple
Just check your media
They shoulda slapped your ass on the Trollpasta Wikipedia
You had a good run but when I’m up to bat
I burn a track up like a house
(OOOOHHHH)
I’ll cackle and laugh as I slash with my ax
And I leave you whacked harder than Klaus
(OOOOHHHH)
Your crappy rhymes dropped happy times
Serve Burnt Puree on Christmas day
But to get under your skin
It wouldn’t need to peel away
Credits
Dilly (LRB)

Dilly (LRB)

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