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My Sweet Cougar Lyrics by Dj Lubel

It’s About To Get Awkward

2010

[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Well I'm just a normal guy
Looking for a date
Some guys get lucky while I masturbate
Oh I
Was looking for love
In the wrong generation
[Verse 2]
Well out of the blue
She came my way
She was past her prime
Her hair was turning grey
Oh wow
What I need is a cougar
Ohh
[Verse 3]
She was well in her thirties
When I still believed in Santa Claus
And I was starting puberty
When she was starting menopause
[Verse 4]
Her name is Cynthia
Same name as my mom
She said she’s in her twenties
Hah, probably during Vietnam!
Oh, who do you think you're fooling?
My sweet cougar
Oh
[Verse 5]
So don't hide those wrinkles
Around those pretty blue eyes
And who cares a little cellulite around those grandmother thighs?
’Cause I love you the way you are
My sweet cougar
Ohh
[Verse 6]
Oh, your breasts may sag
And your ass may drag
And my friends may call you a hag
But I can't stop looking
'Cause you're my best woman
Even though, the year you were born
The president was Harry Truman
Harry Truman, Harry Truman, Harry Truman
[Verse 7]
Ooh
Two, three!
So don't be afraid!
Don't tuck that tummy
What you lack in abs
You make up in money
That "time of the month" for you no longer exists
Yes that's a week full of sex
'Cause now you don’t got a miss
Well tell me your story
Tell me about your past
Tell me about the time that Larry King
He grabbed your ass
Oh Lord
I’ll say it again
I love my cougar
Oh oh oh
Well don't go dying on me
My sweet cougar
[Outro]
Cougar
Credits
Dj Lubel

Dj Lubel

About “My Sweet Cougar” by Dj Lubel

Read the complete lyrics to "My Sweet Cougar" by Dj Lubel from the album "It’s About To Get Awkward" in 2010. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"My Sweet Cougar" appears on "It’s About To Get Awkward" in 2010.

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