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Shaggy vs. Crazy Dave Lyrics by Eddiefrb

Animation vs. Anything: Ch. II

2021

[Intro]
Animation vs. Anything
Shaggy
Vs
Crazy Dave
Draw!
[Verse 1: Crazy Dave]
It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat
A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbor ain’t spitting peas!
Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts!
Everyone can tell this Shroom-head is a zero! (He’s a 0!)
I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack! (Freeze!)
I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie!
Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural;
You’re just showing off rich white crafting!
Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is!
I’ve been known to help lazy neighbors in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, or maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds!
[Verse 2: Shaggy (Scooby-Doo)]
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen!
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T! (Rhehe!)
You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees!
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!
Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct, man, are you challenging me?
[Verse 3: Crazy Dave]
I think you’ve made your point, you’ve got enough cash
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?!
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but Jinkies!
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!
Listen, Stinky, all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China!
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode, why?
‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!
[Verse 4: Shaggy (Scooby-Doo)]
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine!
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!
Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars Hannah-Bar-Bearer!
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave, like you did Michael Jackson. (Rhehe!)
Credits
Eddiefrb

Eddiefrb

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