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Winning Winter Lyrics by Educated Consumers

Winning Winter

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[Verse 1: SeezMics]
I lost a bet on the Super Bowl
So I had to dive in and crawl around through the snow
Don't believe me? Believe me, there's a video
We made it to promote March 5th, and then we did the show
Before March, there was a winter to be lived through
And snow fell on the D.C. metropolis
In some other cities, this wouldn't be big news
But where I live, it felt like an apocalypse
Not the kind with zombies or the wrath of god
But the kind where mother nature doesn't laugh it off
I didn't laugh at all
I saw the sky smoking a blunt
And now I’m waiting for the ash to fall
Traffic stalled for a few weeks
Capitol Hill of snow taking up a parking space
A couple notches on the beltway ain’t unique
But hiring freezes get more than your heart to race
I mean, the rats were frost bit
They lost it, risking their lives just to make it to the office
Exhausting caustic cold front
Rose up through the mid-Atlantic and did it's damage
Detective Baylor didn't expect a camera
And brought a gun to a snowball fight
I know my rights during a seasonal mood swing
Some of us winning, some of us losing

[Hook: SeezMics]
That broken clock's been blinking since winter
I hope it's not telling me I was born to lose
I lost my temper, but I found my center
Winning Winter so I can stay warm with you

[Verse 2: SeezMics]
Dez says you're beautiful little snowflakes
I say that you're snowmobiles with no brakes
This isn't how normal feels, it's so fake
I need more to shovel while the Hubble hovers above us
Lovers and haters, ever collapsing rap stars
NASA is my backyard
Their chain link fence couldn't contain
The frozen rain that caused middle mad men to go insane
I wrote her name in spray paint for Valentine's Day
She didn't feel the same, I was out of line: hey
A cold shoulder is nothing to new to this stoned loner
Looking for a froze over belladonna for snow blower
Temperature lower, kill the hot streak
They know I'm a broken clock and talk's cheap
The homey Dave in the 'Burgh caught it after
The Mizery Crew saw the storm growing faster
As the weatherman got a lump of coal
Rambling for ratings, in another month or so
There'll be rush on gold, so put your luck on hold
Milk break and toilet paper: sold
But uh, I gotta go- this is not for show
I really oughta get my clock fixed before the snow
Falls and all this is washed away
I see my breath in the air as I cry out, "Not today."

[Bridge: SeezMics]
Waiting weather water winning winter

[Hook: SeezMics]
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Educated Consumers

Educated Consumers

About “Winning Winter” by Educated Consumers

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"Winning Winter" appears on "Winning Winter".

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