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Makeout Session with a Shotgun Lyrics by Emree Elentuck

The Shopping Cart of Life: A Collection of Rants, Rambles, & Random Things (Room 67 Welcomes You!)

2024

To put it lightly, life is tiring
No dreams for me to be aspiring
I didn't think I'd make it to this age without expiring
And people, they're conspiring
Bodies, morals, admiring
During the second month, they want to fix all my loose wiring
And I can't keep going when life's against me
I don't want the love they're all yearning for
I want a way out, 'cause what recompensed me
Are corners they don't want to be turning
Pour me some brandy with a side of fucks to give
Because if this is what love's like, then I don't want to live
Why can't a lack of caring ever be less than unerring
And why can't love in this body feel a bit more than forbearing?!
Asexuality's a bore
Not caring's such a fucking chore
Goddammit, I don't need no more
Stats are low? Even the score!
In Feb, they're under Cupid's spell
"Why not just join us?" they compel
Why not just load that stupid shell
And let me go straight down to hell?!
The only kiss that I need
Is something that will make me bleed
(Let me have a)
Makeout session with a shotgun, gonna give that shit full tongue
A makeout session with a shotgun's better than leaving me hung
Makeout session with a shotgun, put my mouth right on the tip
I'll have a makeout session with a shotgun, I need more red on my lips
If you hear a kiss is needed, then my warnings are not heeded
When will this suffering end?
My love life is just anarchy
Running around and panicking
Sexuality's on a bend
I can't keep going when life's against me
The grifter that's life is gonna fence me
I don't want the love that they all want
As they walk around, with all the crap that they flaunt
I'm telling my body "oh, I want to end this right"
I'm telling it I want to go without a fight
Makeout, take out, what's the diff?
Cause this life reeks and I can't handle the whiff
Asexuality's a bore
Not caring's such a fucking chore
Goddammit, I don't need no more
Stats low? Let's even the score!
In Feb they're under cupid's spell
"Why not join us?" they compel
Why not just load that stupid shell
And let me go straight down to hell?
The only kiss that I need
Is something that'll make me bleed
Makeout session with a shotgun, gonna give that shit full tongue
A makeout session with a shotgun's better than leaving me hung
Makeout session with a shotgun, put my mouth right on the tip
I'll have a makeout session with a shotgun, I need more red on my lips
Sorry, is this getting too depressing
Is this getting a tad bleak?
'Cause I've been getting mixed messages
Every year, day, month, and week
But how much is a week
And how much is too weak
If bones are gonna creak
And every step is too weak
Won't you please let me speak
The red's starting to leak
I didn't think to seek
Or to know just how weak
I am
'Cause I am a little fragile
On the surface and inside
And I'm not afraid to admit
That I'm not afraid to die
I'm ready to be tuned out
By the ears of those who shout
So turn this off if it's overwhelming
Or hate-listen, or keep enjoying, if it's so compelling
Asexuality's a bore
Not caring's such a fucking chore
Don't think that I should care no more
Stats are low? Let's even the score!
In Feb they're under Cupid's spell
"Why not join us?!" they compel
Why not just load that stupid shell
And let me go straight down to hell
The only kiss that I need
Is something that's gonna make me fucking bleed!
Makeout session with a shotgun, gonna give that shit full tongue
A makeout session with a shotgun's better than leaving me hung
Makeout with a shotgun, put my mouth right on the tip
I'll have a makeout session with a shotgun, I need more red on my lips!
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Emree Elentuck

Emree Elentuck

About “Makeout Session with a Shotgun” by Emree Elentuck

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