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Sick Bars Lyrics by Endless Jess

2017

Yo, I'm gonna make a rap
It's all I'm good for anymore
It's all I got left in me I guess

[Diract Beats dot com]

-Oh god

I fucking hate those watermarks, why?
I mean I get it but just... ugh

Fuck, okay

I'm fucking sick, I think I have AIDS
Probably for lurking down in the Everglades
Inhaling all that crocodile shit as I do
When I snore it like cocaine up my dick and say to you

Hey baby baby, wanna marry me today?
If you do not, the I will probably turn gay
I could be the gayest boy, you could be my lover
And I'd lick your fucking pussy on the Rolling Stone cover

Everybody comes here from miles around
To see my fucking farts that blow fucking pond
Out of my ass and in the grass and in the ground
Fucking do a ground pound Mario Party 64

Hit the fucking spikes and to the fucking floor
You can be my Yoshi and I can be your Peach
Plunder Chest I'll stick my fucking fist and I'll reach
Into your fucking womb and take out a children

Take out a fucking orphan and then I'd kill him
I kill orphans, I drop fucking bombs on London
It's the Blitzkrieg I'll kill your fucking mom
I'll eat your fucking mom's pussy then I'll kill your father

Then I'll fucking suck your father's cock I got the power
To do anything that I want, I'm fucking evil
I'm a despot I take over the world and cook people
In a fucking oven, what the fuck is that a spider?

Oh god! get it off me! Fuck!
There's a spider in the rad booth
It's not even a booth it's just my desk, uagh

I'm an evil man, I'm an evil boy

Sucking all the wieners-- what?
Fucking kill me
Somebody fucking kill me

I don't wanna live this way anymore
How did my life even become this? I'm sick
I can't fucking-

Augh it's just pouring, the fucking fluids
Are pouring out of my fucking face
This isn't how it was supposed to be

2017 was supposed to be my year, but it's not
I'm still here and I'm still queer
Reality doesn't care what year you say it is

The fallout sticks around like a gay bitch
On your dick, and you don't even want it on ya
You try to push it off but you're stuck in its vaginya
Now you're gay as hell forever and you don't wanna be

If you think that I'm a piece of shit then I do not agree
But it's too late for me, I'm stuck in it, I'm dead and gay
Or maybe gay and dead if you prefer the other way
Eh who cares? It's all the fucking same to me

I'm gonna be the fucking gayest and the deadest
The quickest and the fattest and the most dreadhead
Step child of the universe smacked on my freckle face
Nerdy little bitch living underneath the staircase

Harry Potter, my cock is getting hotter
Take my anal fever with a butt thermomenometer
A monitor wizard is needed to please me
Fliking his tongue in my bunghole sleazy

2017

I'm not happy
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Endless Jess

Endless Jess

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