[Intro: Digibro, Endless Jess, Ben Saint & Geoff Thew]
It's just us goin':
Whoah, those tits!
I love those tits so much
[x14]
I wanna get to level 10, you motherfuckers!
Weak, weeaboo, wimps (I don't get it)
Weak, weeaboo, wimps (I don't get it)
Weak, weeaboo, wimps (I don't get it)
Drilling it inside my butt (Gay!)
Weak, weeaboo, wimps (I don't get it)
Weak, weeaboo, wimps (I don't get it)
Why didn't Barney grow up with its audience? (I don't get it)
I was feelin' that shit
I wanted to be that little piggy
You know wha' I' sayin'? (What have I done?)
Delete! Delete! Delete!
I never thought I'd see the day that tits would betray me
But it was today!
Bettle-Gyoos
Drunk
My butt
Ayoo!
Ayoo! (My butt)
Ayoo!
[Intro 2: Digibro & Endless Jess]
(Hey, he-e-ey, wow)
Woah, those tits!
I love those tits so much
Woah, those tits!
I love those tits so much
(Hey, he-e-ey, wow)
I ain't your average girl
I've been around the world (Oh my God!)
So let me see you gettin' your money up, high
Tits!
Tits!
Tits!
(Hey, he-e-ey, wow)
Woah, those tits!
I love those tits so much
(Hey, he-e-ey, wow)
I ain't your average girl
I've been around the world
So let me see you gettin' your money up, high (Ayoo!)
Emphasising her tits, and she's making these pouty faces
And crying, it's beautiful
And you just wanna, fucking, you just wanna destroy her
Delete! Delete! Delete! (Should be dead)
Delete! Delete! Delete! ([?])
Delete! Delete! Delete!
Oh my God!
Like, in, in many ways, he's the best character
I find him infuriating to, like, watch
But, he's also so much more entertaining than this lifeless show
He's like, he's like:
"Real insanity's like, on this level, you're just a little bitch"
[Spoken: Endless Jess]
What the fuck am I doing here?
I should'a got out two years ago when I had the chance
Now the window's closed and I'm stuck on this rat wheel
Drowning in the shit with these fame whores who thrive in it
And brush everything off like it's okay
Well it isn't
There's a cancer here and no-one sees it but me because I'm the one dying from it!
Stalked by an autistic lynch mob
Hated for existing
For trying to build something
For thinking
I had the right to pursue a dream
Is this what I sacrificed everything for
Up to my neck in leeches feasting on my blood, sweat and tears?
And I'm supposed to just sit here and take it
Swallow my pride and keep making silly faces
For you pieces of shit
Selling you my dignity, it makes me sick!
(What are you doing? You fucking idiot)
[Verse 1: Endless Jess]
Whoah, those tits on an anime chick!
Makin' me wanna throw a fit!
My dick in my hand
And the pussy I slam
Digibro: Blah, beeh, deh! (Let me out)
Boobies in my mouth
Make it hard to speak
Too much for one geek
My knees get weak
Shut it all down, 'cause it's makin' me a freak and a creep
Delete! Delete! Delete!
(Help)
Delete! Delete! Delete!
(Help)
Delete! Delete! Delete!
(Help)
Delete! Delete! Delete!
[Verse 2: Endless Jess]
Spittin' fire like I'm Roddy Piper
Rhymin' in the basement
Waitin' for my cypher
Gettin' hyper and impatient
Bouncin' off the walls
Because I'm mired in metaphor
I am every writer, fighter and all-nighter that I've been before
The multiple me
You never know what you'll see
I can be your pleeb or your weeb, baby
I'm a Japanese anime
I'm a shounen protagonist
I'm the microphone Ronin
Main attraction, I'm draggin' this
Video out
With no doubt
Legitimate bars
Triggerin' idiots with ridiculous non-sequitars
Not sorry
The ghetto spiritualist
Is so pissed
I won't slow this down
So you nitwits
Can know this
Composin' sewer beats
I'm your golden sewer priest
Rollin' over all you weak, stupid, animu loser freaks
I beat geeks up
In a sleeveless t-shirt
A sweet shirt
Freakin' people out, I do elite work
Cleanin' these streets
In my Jeep Street Sweeper
Riding shotty with me
The Double Feature
I got more titles than Bilbo Baggins
My riddles'll kill you faggots
By getting you riddled
With arrows, invisible magic
Stealing metal from dragons
And riding barrels with Legolas
Rising up from my Hobbit Hole
And getting better with every mis-
-adventure, captain of the ship, Kirk
Workin' all you red shirts
And you shit shirts get hurt
