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Alexander the Great vs Richard Nixon Lyrics by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

2012

[Verse 1: Alexander The Great]
Alright, here we go
Let's get it on!
This silly president's about to get crushed
By the King of Macedon!
I'm the wisest of the lot
Tutored by Aristotle!
You could learn from me
After all, I'm the perfect role model
We all know you're a crook
Stop lying and confess!
That speech was the worst thing I've heard
Since your Inaugural Address!
You probably feel defeated now, Dicky Boy
But just wait
I'll ruin your rapping career
Like a verbal Watergate!
[Verse 2: Richard Nixon]
What do you think you're doing
Challenging a man like mе?
You can say what you want
But you're the one who's "Dicky"
Trying to bеat me is like solving the Gordian Knot
You can't do it!
You even got on Deadliest Warrior, but guess what?
You blew it!
The ladies all love ya'
Or so I've been told
So did the mosquitos
When you died at 30 years old!
I'm not sure who had it worse
You or Mao Zedong
It's a rap battle, not diplomacy
But I'll own your ass like it's ping pong!
[Interlude: John F. Kennedy & Richard Nixon]
You think you're so good?
Who, who are you?
I thought you would've known....
Well, we don't
[Verse 3: John F. Kennedy]
I got three letters for ya'
J...F...K!
That's right!
It's John F. Kennedy
Back from the dead!
I could be hanging out in heaven
But I'm dealing with you guys instead!
Now Alex, I'm a sucker for young guys
I must admit
But if you cry because you died in battle
That's just tough shit!
And Dicky Boy, as your "friend" likes to call ya
I thought you'da done well
But you and all your stupid friends
Can travel straight to Hell!
Alexander was a fail
And Nixon's just bizarre
So from me and all the good rappers
Au Revoir!
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Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

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