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Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin Lyrics by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

2013

[Verse 1: Ash Ketchum]
A Wild Darwin appeared?
This should be easy to catch!
Get off your ass, lazy man
So we can begin this match!
You look unimpressed
Is it because I don't exist in real life?
Hey, I may be fictional
But my abilities are rife!
I'll rage like a Gyarados
And crush you like an Onix, then
I'll haunt you like a Gengar
Ao you'll never sleep again!
You think you're a better evolutionist
But the tides have turned
I hope you've brought a water type
Because you just got burned!
[Verse 2: Charles Darwin]
Unlikе you, I don't play
With make-believе creatures, you little turd
You flip your hat
'Cause you're too young to flip me the bird!
How's your show for kids
If it practically promotes brutality?
You're just dreaming about all of this
Because you can't accept reality!
And the reality of this is
You look like you're two!
Hell kid, even Pikachu grows up
Faster than you!
Your whole universe is jealous of me, Ash
And it's no mystery
The members of Team Rocket
Are even named after history!
[Verse 3: Ash Ketchum]
Just like nature, when judging you
I'll be picky and selective!
If you can't tell, monkey lover
Your attacks are Ineffective!
What's the matter Dar-lose?
You're starting to look pretty pissed!
Are you mad because you're losing
To someone who doesn't actually exist?
I know kids always think about girls
But this "prodigy" here doesn't!
Yes, I may be in the friend-zone
But you banged your own cousin!
Kids probably wouldn't have heard
Of evolution without me
But your little Diglet
Is all you want kids to see!
[Verse 4: Charles Darwin]
Because of you, a lot of kids know of my theory, yes
But you're wrong!
You seriously think "Leveling Up"
Is what progresses evolution along?
Me, a pedophile?
That's the biggest lie of them all!
You entered an old professor's lab
When he offered you balls!
You were voiced by a girl?
Gee, talk about masculinity!
I'd rather face Gary Oak
But he still wouldn't be as good as me!
Gonna catch 'em all?
There's less than eighty Pokémon you've tamed
You think you'll get all the fame?
You aren't even in the games!
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Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

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