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Amity Blight vs Connor McDavid Lyrics by Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles - The Reboot

2023

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
CONNOR MCDAVID
VERSUS
AMITY BLIGHT
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Amity Blight]
Amity Blight, and I'm here to sweep, yuh
Here to fight 'til you're 6 feet deep, yuh
Teenage witch more iconic than Sabrina
But you though? Well I don't wanna be mean, buuuuuut
Who you tryna' be? Gretzky? Please, cuz
You ain't an MC and you ain't no Jesus
I hand out defeat when I cast a spell
Conjure double hockey sticks to give you two L's
I'm the top student representing Hexside
You got ice skates, but I ain't letting shi- slide
I play Grudgby, I can take a couple bruises
Canada goose? More like Canada loses
[Verse 2: Connor McDavid]
Look, I'm a centrе and I'm known for shooting left
But Disney's gone wokе, and I have to protest
Two girls in a will they won't they? Whoa, eh
My kids watched your show, now they're both gay!
You better stay in your lane there, Amity
You raise abominations, I raise money for charities
Spare me from your mommy issues, I couldn't give a dick
I'm with the Oilers, that's why my rhymes are slick
No gauntlet but I'm throwing down Mittens
No hex of yours can stop the bars that I'm spittin'
Got my eyes on the goal, crowds roar as I cruise
Why don't you make like your girlfriend and Luz
[Interlude: Amity Blight]
*Record scratch*
Keep my girlfriend's name out your fucking mouth!
*DJ scratch*
[Verse 3: Connor McDavid and Amity Blight]
Come on, eh. I was just making a joke
And you think it's okay to call children woke?!
When they're brave enough to not keep their identity cloaked?
It's a rap battle. Yep, and by Titan, you choked!
[Verse 4: Amity Blight]
Played for the Marlboros, I guess that's the answer
To why you're getting smoked and you give people cancer
Like, could you at least try to surprise me?
You're so boring you make vanilla seem spicy
I see right through this wretched spectre
Just a puppet in my game like I was The Collector
Listen here, you ginger beard freak, you can't mock me
You couldn't even stop me in a game of table hockey!
[Verse 5: Connor McDavid and Amity Blight]
She's going in! She takes another shot- And she misses!
Your stats are staying low with those disses
You should animate the Owl House and leave it in the sea
Only House I trust is House M.D.!
You act like the "protective of your friends" type of teen witch
But we all know you started out as a mean bitch
Stepping on the weak to climb up to the top
I bet if Luz never showed up you wouldn't have stopped (Watch it!)
I didn't say I was done, I'm sick of your silly antics
Being quirky and queer while doing Play-Doh magic
And even with your staff, you can’t catch up
For true sports fans, this was certainly an unexpected match-up!
[Outro: Announcer and ???]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC! *some magick happens* WHA?!
(Sorry aboot that!) AUUUUGH!!
RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
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Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles of History

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