[HOOK]
Grab the sticks, take a hit
We don’t give a shit
Chilling at home, Assassin’s Creed Outfit
Grab a dew, hair blue
I don’t know about you
Gaming is my life and I hope it’s yours too
[VERSE 1: MC Pow Block]
Now its MC Pow Block you gotta verse
Get Ready Player 2 you going home in a hearse
Spitting bars, racing cars, grabbing stars, winning wars
Super Mario pipe game strong
She jump on me like Donkey Kong
So not to be that asshole
But your princess, she's in another castle
Smoking Piranha plants, filming my long rants
Spittin' I'm Bubble Bobble, that's no fairy in my bottle
I'm Popo and Nana the way I climb the charts
Whats a goon to a Moblin the way I take your hearts
Can't stop me Bo Jackson, Excitebike with all this action
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
30 lives, memorized like a fine art
I remain undaunted, this is Gauntlet
Warrior needs food? Nah MC needs lewd
Rougher than the roads of Battle Toads
High scores on Tetris, Galaga, Joust
Lost my soul for these skills, I'm Faust
I've taken down Ghosts and Goblins, Dracs army, even Ganon
Afterwards Samus gave me that Metroid, this is canon
Your style is wack, your rhymes lack, on your back like Glass, Joe
No Cap-com, we about to blow up in your face, Dodongo
[HOOK]
Grab the sticks, take a hit
We don’t give a shit
Chilling at home, Assassin’s Creed Outfit
Grab a dew, hair blue
I don’t know about you
Gaming is my life and I hope it’s yours too
[VERSE 2: MC Dualshock]
Got my sword like Cloud cuttin’ down all of you Busters
Holographic Charizard with the shiny luster
Talking to gamer girls, I never get flustered
Remember PS2 rentals from Blockbuster?
High like King Kai cause I’m on another planet
My drink strong like Vetega punching through granite
When I sober up I’m Earthbound like Mother
So I keep Blue Moons in the Cooler like Frieza’s brother
Gil, rupees, or rings, any currency, I’m payin’
Goldschlager shots like my glass went Super Saiyan
Ridin on my Nimbus Cloud, no Strife though
Hair on point like Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
I’m the king from E3 to PAX East, that’s facts, G
To every gamer girl and booth babe, get at me
In the hotel at Comic Con, 10 dollar Dew in the mini fridge
In my room with Princess Peach blowing on my cartridge
My rhymes got Haste, hater mages castin’ Slow
My backpack raps Kazooie like I’m Banjo
Freaky fast rhymes, multisyllabic flow
Your rhymes leave ‘em Board like Hikaru no Go
In my Kart with a golden mushroom on a speed run
Speakers blastin’ the theme song from Trigun
Sippin’ ramen like Naruto but forgot the dashi
When I say “Believe” I hide the “i” like Kakashi
My Alpha Black Lotus PSA graded 10
Flipped the Lotus now I’m driving a Benz
Doing 120 on the highway like a GTA chase
I got the Windu’s down, drivin’ a purple Sabre like Mace
I got the Windu’s down, drivin’ a purple Sabre like Mace
GG no Re, leave you gamers in disgrace
[HOOK]
Grab the sticks, take a hit
We don’t give a shit
Chilling at home, Assassin’s Creed Outfit
Grab a dew, hair blue
I don’t know about you
Gaming is my life and I hope it’s yours too
[VERSE 3: MC Shwifty]
I’m the Tyler Blevins of 7-11
Clerks know my name
Cause I’m a wordsmith, Kevin
Speedrunning this grind shit
Professor X mind shit
Asari bitches let me get it
Surprised when I find it
Take her to Kokomo
She rides me like a Chocobo
Up late like Toonami
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Haters like a rash, Bandicoots, no Crash
Cause I’m sending them down under my car driving fast
I got so much cash I own a Rapidash
I’m hitting the Down Burst combo while you losers button mash
Cause you’re all imposters, but I stay with my crew
Acting sus Among Us, no one’s trusting blue
They had a Pepsi that color didn’t know if you knew
Can we bring that shit back and Crystal Pepsi too?
Remember all that shit? Damn yeah I’m getting older
Get so much into my head, feel like Scully look like Mulder
I was making references when you were in your dad’s vas deferens
I go so far back I’m the gamer Thomas Jefferson
Keep the beats fresh, I’m on that Dwight Schrute tip
Empty my clip, white John Wick
I’m Duck Hunt like McScrooge cause I wanna be rich
Grabbing the sticks cause you can't beat me BIIIIIIIIIII
[HOOK]
Grab the sticks, take a hit
We don’t give a shit
Chilling at home, Assassin’s Creed Outfit
Grab a dew, hair blue
I don’t know about you
Gaming is my life and I hope it’s yours too
[VERSE 4: MC Monster Manual]
All my gear is bis, all hit so I don’t miss
Cruising Gamestop on my Count Dooku shit
Bitcoin, egirls, give y'all my chefs kiss
Donkey Kong tie completing all my outfits
I ain't about that internet snobbery
While my inbox be filling with mockery
No pussy nah that ain’t my quandary
Ever since I got talked into polyamory
I’m Leisure Suit Larry on the gaming scene
Your girl ride my gamer rig like a washing machine
I’m a sex posi goblin pulling on my bean
Best in slot dick, so equip this pink peen
Qui-Gon off that Jinn, my face like Jar Jar
Maul it like Darth now see him fall far far
Boss Nass shit like Sebulba with two cars
Even Luke had to say “You are my fathAR”
Got three chicks in Overwatch cosplay
Look bad but their hearts in the right place
Hot and bothered in her cat ears and back brace
Funko Pops watching me slide into first base
Caught 151 just like my Bacardi
I’m sucking her Pikachu to start the party
Weezing and Koffing as I Lickitung that body
I'm a Hitmonlee doing naughty karate
Hot like Charmander, can tell she’s fertile
Water Gun that Bulbasaur til she Squirtle
Gee, oh dude, I use harden like Metapod
10s only, no Magikarps on this Super Rod
Terran up the track, Jim Raynor on that ass
You require more Vespene Gas
You require more Vespene Gas
You require more Vespene Gas
[HOOK]
Grab the sticks, take a hit
We don’t give a shit
Chilling at home, Assassin’s Creed Outfit
Grab a dew, hair blue
I don’t know about you
Gaming is my life and I hope it’s yours too
