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The New Silly Hustle Lyrics by Episode One

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[Charles]
Hey! We're 100 City DJs
And this is the new silly hustle
Get ready we're gonna show you how to do it
[Branson]
Uh no we're not
It's the Branson shuffle
C'mon! you do it like this!
[Andrew]
I don't want to argue
Let's just turn this place upside down
Now clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
Now clap this time
And give me a clap
Do another clap
Go crazy!
Do crazy stuff!
[Charles]
Do that silly hustle
Do it all the time
Put your back into it
Sing now with this rhyme
[Branson]
Do the Branson Hustle
And shake from side to side
It's called the Branson Hustle
Don't listen to his lies
C'mon now
[Andrew]
It's just so fun to go crazy
So get freaky with it too
Take off your shirt and bust off those damn shoes
But my part isn't ovеr
I can go all night long
So if you like to go crazy
Then c'mon and dance along!
[Charles]
What's thе new silly hustle?
It's the dance that's sweeping the town
So dance yourself around right now
And spin it round and round
[Branson]
If you wanna do the Branson Hustle
Just listen to me sing
Suck in your big fat gut
And play with your thing
[Andrew]
Do the beep boop bop
Now bring it back
Make a buddy stack
Now Heimlich thrust
Everybody bust, yay!
[Charles]
Do it! Do it I know you can do it
All you got to do is put your chin into it
Do the hoop
Now party man
French fry 3 times
Now send it back
[Branson]
Party man!
Now party man!
Now Charlie Brown!
Get a blow job y'all
It feels so good
Feels so fun
This song is called
The Branson Shuffle
Now do the wheelchair y'all
(Charles: No!)
[Andrew]
Now do the scoop
Get on the floor
Just the guys now y'all
Now make it stink
[Branson]
Do the Charles y'all
He lost his dick
Do the Charles real smooth
Try to find your dick
[Charles]
I don't have to put up with this
Now stomp your feet and move real quick
Slide now, do the oil slick
And by the way I have a dick
[Andrew]
It's so fun to dance along
With all my friends so sing my song
They have Playstations and Nintendo
That's why it's so fun to call them friend-o
[Branson]
Raise your hand if you have a dick
What's that Charles? Not so quick
It got bit off at the zoo
He got too close to the kangaroo
[Charles]
This is not my problem at all
Step to the left and have a ball
Branson's mad we turned down his song
So wiggle your butt to the sound of the gong!
[Andrew]
It's fun to go crazy
And have some fun
So do our dance and have some fun
That's why they call us The Silly Guys
So kick off those shoes and loosen your thighs!
[Branson]
I'm, not mad
I'm having fun
On a side note I have a gun
My name's Branson I like to have fun
Because I think fun is really fun
[Charles]
That's just fine this band is through
We'll be 99 City DJs without you
C'mon everybody let's give it a go
Dougie, soulja boy, mashed potato!
[Andrew]
To the left (x11)
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