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Would You Eat My Spaghetti? Lyrics by Episode One

The Ballad of Brewer Grouse

2024

Oh prince of darkness, I heard you played varsity football at Scholomance
I bet all the cheerleaders at black magic school wanted to dance
But did you let ‘em?
I heard the football team was pretty bad, sorry for your losses
I’d ask you to marry me in a church but I know how you hate crosses
Would you eat my spaghetti if I don’t use garlic?
I know you like to fly, do you get carsick?
I don’t care if I can’t see myself in the mirror
Your dark dark coffin helps me see a little clearer
If we go camping would you bite me by the lake?
Would you be offended if I prop our tent with stakes?
I can adjust to your schedule, I used to work nights
I promise I don’t bite
Now if someone asks about my neck I’ll say it’s mosquitos Picture us in Transylvania sharing Romanian burritos
Would you eat my spaghetti if I don’t use garlic?
I know you like to fly, do you get carsick?
No, I don’t care if I can’t see myself in the mirror
Your dark dark coffin helps me see a little clearer
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Episode One

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Read the complete lyrics to "Would You Eat My Spaghetti?" by Episode One from the album "The Ballad of Brewer Grouse" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Would You Eat My Spaghetti?" appears on "The Ballad of Brewer Grouse" in 2024.

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