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This Ain’t the Hokey Cokey Any More - Lyrics by Fascinating Aida

Live at the QEH 2020

2021

[Dillie]
Woo!
It's our anniversary, time for celebration
'Cause frisky, fit and fabulous defines our generation
Just because we're older, doesn't mean we can't feel flirty
We're just as hot to trot tonight as when we both were thirty
Wow!
Let's do it in the kitchen, my hide wants you to turn it
Prostrate me on the worktop, face down on the granite
Leave the curtains open, darling, let's impress the locals
But hang on just a minute while I takе off my bifocals
Woo!
You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
But it isn't very comfy and we're both a bit too stout
Oh no, this ain't thе hokey cokey anymore
You put your left hand in
You put your left hand out
But then I spot some tiles behind the sink we need to grout
Oh no, this ain't the hokey cokey anymore
You bite my ear and whisper I'm the sexiest woman around
I whisper back "Oh hold me, darling, please"
And then you say "Ooh babe, let's spread the blanket on the ground"
I say "With these knees? With these knees?"
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
Your teapot's grown two handles and what's happened to the spout?
Oh no, this ain't the hokey cokey anymore
(Oh fuck, ooh)
Let's move into the bedroom and cast off our apparel
There's still some mileage in the tank, some beer left in the barrel
Then take us both to heaven once you've had your medication
And I'll close my eyes to hide your look of grim determination
You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
I've removed my hearing aids and so now you have to shout
What? What? Okey-dokey
Oh, you want pokey-pokey?
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
I go to suck your toe, of course it aggravates your gout
Oh no, this ain't the hokey cokey anymore
I know you're disappointed that I'm not a bit more naughty
But I'm worried by the way we grunt and wheeze
And believe me, if I could, I would try position forty
But with these knees? With these knees?
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
No, shit, I have, I've put my hip out, fuck
No sorry, it's just cramp, it's just cramp, ha ha
Bent my foot back then, woo
Oh no, this ain't the hokey cokey anymore
Shall we just see if Antiques Roadshow is on?
Oh no, this ain't the hokey cokey anymore, oi-oi-oi
Credits
Fascinating Aida

Fascinating Aida

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