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You Were Speeding Lyrics by Frantics

Dementia 2000! 30th Anniversary Collection

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Officer: Excuse me, sir, would you mind getting out of your train of thought?
Thinker: What?
Officer: Where's the big idea, sir?
Thinker: Oh, I'm sorry, officer, I don't understand. I was thinking
Officer: Yeah, your mind was wandering all over the place. May I see your degree, please?
Thinker: Yeah, sure. Here
Officer: Take it out of the frame
Thinker: Sorry. It's a community college learner's permit
Officer: You need a BA to drive this idea home
Thinker: Oh, I must've been lateral thinking and not realized it
Officer: Uh-huh
Thinker: See, I had to think fast to get around that mental block back there, and I didn't notice the limits
Officer: This degree's expired. I oughta throw the encyclopedia at you
Thinker: Why? Is this a controlled thought zone?
Officer: Yes, it is, sir. See the sign?
Thinker: "School." I guess I was letting my thoughts wander all over the avenue of consideration
Officer: Uh-huh. You almost collided with established dogma back at those presumptions
Thinker: I wasn't thinking straight
Officer: I see. Have you been drinking, sir?
Thinker: A couple of beers, but I'm not illogical
Officer: Well, I should stop your thought process right now, but I'm gonna give you a ticket for quick thinking
Thinker: That's three points off my IQ!
Officer: And the fine is a penny for your thoughts
Thinker: I'll get back into the flow of normal thought, officer
Officer: Mm-hmm. You go straight to your inevitable conclusion; it's forgone, you can't miss it
Thinker: Yes
Officer: You understand?
Thinker: Yes, thank you very much, officer
Officer: Okay, off with you. [Engine turns over] Kids. Too damn smart for their own good
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Frantics

About “You Were Speeding” by Frantics

Read the complete lyrics to "You Were Speeding" by Frantics from the album "Dementia 2000! 30th Anniversary Collection". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Skit, Speeches, Spoken Word.

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"You Were Speeding" appears on "Dementia 2000! 30th Anniversary Collection".

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