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Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman Lyrics by Eddiefrb

Animation vs. Anything: Ch. II

2023

[Intro: Announcer]
ANIMATION VS ANYTHING
Grunkle Stan!
Vs!
Saul Goodman!
Draw!
[Verse 1: Grunkle Stan (Dennislikesjazz), Soos (Commander Jacob)]
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack!
(Ay-yup) I don’t want your card; I deal strictly in cash
'Cause I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
(Haha!) We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass
In fact, Soos! (Yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen! (Yes!)
'Cause Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mable could fix your marriage with Wexler
Your ex-wife misses you, but her aim is getting better!
Don’t Slippin’ Jimmy me, pal, you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
No wonder Chuck never trusted you; you’re clearly just an idiot
I’ve heard of burning bridges, but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting
[Verse 2: Saul Goodman (Freeced)]
Name’s Saul. Did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer; I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold; I don’t buy what you say
'Cause when it comes to bars, I’m the victor with a K
Step off! As the kids say, I’m cocking my blick
The streets call me Walt Jr. 'cause I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom; your shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer to vacuum the place
Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck; old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot. Source: bro trust me
What can I say? I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison, hey: Better Call Saul
[Verse 3: Grunkle Stan (Dennislikesjazz)]
Well, if you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the Bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me; just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with kid named finger
Now, let’s talk about Howard: the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon but they caught you with ease
Take it from me: being a crook is in your Genes
[Verse 4: Saul Goodman (Freeced)]
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before I blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it? Then blow me; I know you eat kids
Use that two-wrist attraction and Saul Gone my dick
Stan, you disappoint your wife in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, something that you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed: unlike the Stan O’ War
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