[Intro]
Oh, yes, I, uh
I meant to ask you about that, too, now, uh
I don't want you to think I'm prying into your private life
Asking a lot of personal questions, but, uh
I always think it's interesting
Why a person kills another person
[Verse 1: xMINUSx, Gristle]
Hey buddy, what’s up? (What's up, buddy?)
Could you do something for me? (Hey, buddy)
Sure, man (Oh, I need a favor)
I'm down for whatever, what you need?
(Oh, you're down for whatever?) (Are you?)
You know that kid Jeff (Jeff)
You used to hang with in '05? (Uh oh) ('05)
Yeah, of course! (I bet you do)
Well, I need him to die (To die)
You need him to die? What the fuck do you mean?
(I need him to die) (He needs to die)
I mean I need you to kill him
Just take a knife and make him bleed (Make him bleed)
Fuck that, I'm out (You can't be out, you're in)
Who even are you anyway?
Bro, take a look around, you've been alone all day (Oh) (Oh no)
So what? Who cares, you've been alone too (Have I?)
But my point is this (Uh oh)
Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? (Uh oh)
Think about it for a second (Oh no)
You're me, and I'm you (Uh oh)
Now it’s time to get to business (Yeah)
You've got killing to do (Yeah you do)
[Interlude]
I know what I've done, bad things
Terrible, awful, murderous things
I regret them now, but I liked how they felt
I wish I didn't but I did, it felt good
Killing is easier than you think
[Verse 2: xMINUSx, Gristle]
Alright, you ready? It’s time to do this guy in (Let's go)
Oh, I get it, it's a bit, like DMX and Damien (No it's not)
Or Eminem’s guilty conscience (Nope, nope, nope)
Or what's that one guy named Jacob? (Nuh uh) (No)
Except this shit's real, check your therapist's pay stubs (Yeah)
(No, no, no!) What do those other rappers know?
They just wrote some scary words (Oh no) (Yeah, scary)
I live in your head, call me the villainous urge (Oh shit)
You seem to think that you're safe (I am!) (You're not)
That you’d never hurt a soul (I- I wouldn't!) (You will)
But one of these days you’ll give in, and I’ll take control
But my therapist said that my thoughts don’t define me
(Wrong, wrong, wrong)
Well, she lied, you fuckin' dumbass! (Stupid)
I'm all that you are, were, or might be (Stupid)
No, I'm stronger than you (Nope) (You're not)
You can’t fucking control me (Yes I can)
I've got meds to shut you up (No)
Three pills, you're fast asleep (No) (Oh no)
[Interlude]
I've seen the Devil
I can feel his power inside of me
Transforming into something vengeful, something evil
Forcing me to do terrible, awful, murderous things
[Verse 3: xMINUSx, Gristle]
(Oh no) Hey buddy, how you feelin'? (Hello)
Are those pills working yet? (Oh, are they working?)
What the fuck are you still doing here?
Is something wrong with my meds? (Yes)
Maybe you should take more (Yeah)
How many left in that bottle? (Oh) (One, two, three)
You know what? You should just take the rest (Yeah)
You seem a little bit hostile (You are)
There’s like twenty more in there (Exactly)
That would fucking kill me! (Exactly)
Oh, you don’t say (Well)
Well, I still think you should do it anyway (Yeah)
Fuck that, fuck you! I'm calling my therapist! (Oh no, oh no)
Good luck with that, dipshit, it’s fucking Saturday, idiot (Yeah)
Shut up! I don’t care! (No)
I gotta do something! (Go for it) (Yeah, oh yeah, you do)
Yeah, go for it, dummy, this should be entertaining (Stupid)
[Outro: xMINUSx, Gristle, Kristy]
(Uh oh) (Oh, oh, they're gonna answer?) (Uh oh)
(Come on, pick up, pick up, pick up)
(Oh, are they gonna answer?)
Thanks for calling the office of Doctor Sharon Anderson
It's outside our normal business hours (God damn it!)
But please leave a message
And we’ll get back to you on Monday morning (Fuck! Fuck!)
If this is an emergency, please call 9-1-1
I've got a bad feeling about this
